I don’t think Coach Potato was trying to be clever.
And I don’t think he’s gonna be able to overlook the old basketballs.
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Merry Christmas (Or Hanukah, Or Kwanzaa, Or Solstice, Or Tax Year, Or Saturnalia, Or Agnostica, Festivus, or New Year, or whatever makes you and your family happy. It ain’t up to me to be anything but neighborly. I’ happy when you’re happy, and I don’t wanna set fire to anything in your lawn.)
That said…
You can tell that Mal has never done a boot camp style workout.
The deferential love that creeps into the voice of one whose life has been altered, if not saved, by a boot camp style workout, is missing from the (I picture) grating, nasal tones of Mal’s voice when he talks about Lowell joining in on a morning exercise regimen.
Also, Mal’s kind of a underfed li’l creep, so… y’know.
Advertising doesn’t really have ‘logic’. It has ‘fallacies’.
I was taking a logic course, and a marketing course at roughly the same time back in college.
Turns out that the list of fallacies that automatically render a logical argument invalid… is very, very similar to a list of the most popular sales techniques in advertising.
I’ve tried to take a moment and think if the agency that wants Paste to demonstrate how tough their phone cases are is using a fallacy, but… dang it, I don’t think so. Owning a Slobberknocker phone case will protect your phone even if some kid on a skateboard lands on it. That’s a message I can get behind.
Discuss.
Paste would be better at the insults, but his professionalism won’t allow for such low behavior now.
But he’s gonna need to get another flunky for insults. Bob doesn’t reeeaaaaally know how they work.
When Ziggy needs to talk to you, you’re gonna get talked to.
I’m not sure Clem thinks his talents are being used to their fullest measure.
Well, that’s not entirely true…
I AM sure. Clem doesn’t think his talents are being used to their fullest measure.
I guess I can see where Dusty wouldn’t want to extend the conversation about the cassowary any farther than it absolutely has to go.
And I can see where Durnell wouldn’t mind one way or the other if anyone sees this video and wants to talk to Dusty about injury complaints, animal abuse accusations, endangerment and public safety concerns…
Looking back, though… that poor minister who had the busload of kids sure came away from a stressful weekend with a lot of stories, didn’t he?
The local Bass Pro Shop has a swamp in it. There’s fish in the water, and Spanish moss and all. I think the trees are fiberglass, but that’s fine.
They used to have more boats on the water inside the store, so prospective boat buyers could actually stand on the floating boats and scope ’em out and all.
I heard the reason they don’t do that is that there are WAY more children than there are prospective boat buyers.
Sportsmart must have had a similar issue when setting up their amazing indoor forest. Lots more people looking for the bathrooms in a giant store than there are people who want to practice putting up a tent.
Dusty is showing cognizance of culpability. Doesn’t she know that it makes the insanity defense nearly impossible later?
Dusty doesn’t like to do the dirty work, does she?
She’d probably rather not do any of the work.
But you can’t be adored by the public and get the good restaurant treatment if you don’t show up for your TV show…
