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Hubris- The Calm Before…

Jul14

by Greg Cravens on July 14, 2022 at 8:33 pm

Chapter: Comic

First off- My apologies! I haven’t been updating regularly due to insane schedules and my internet was wiped out by another damned limb taking out my cable/internet for days on end.

You do NOT want to hear about the conversation I had when the text updates went from “Your technician is on his way” to “Your appointment has been rescheduled to Friday at 7 pm”. I DID, however, discover how to get a human being on the phone from a certain cable company, and I’m sure he’s very tired of having to act contrite and apologetic to every furious person who calls, but he did his job well…enough.

But on a more entertaining note. Look! Paste is pissed!

That’s gonna lead to a storyline if I have anything to say about it.

└ Tags: Bob, David, Lowell, Nikki, OGS, paste, Wilma

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Hubris- The Backbone

Jul05

by Greg Cravens on July 5, 2022 at 4:51 am

Chapter: Comic

Gosh, Nikki! For being a cornerstone of the economy, the big corporate bosses are having a hard time knowing what to say to you.

How odd.

└ Tags: Bob, David, Lowell, Nikki, paste, Wilma, work

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Hubris- Cleanup on Aisle Paste

Jun13

by Greg Cravens on June 13, 2022 at 3:33 am

Chapter: Comic

Leave it to Paste to give everyone something to talk about, and then ask them to talk about something else- both of which will benefit him, of course.

Not, now that I think about it, the kind of personality you want to put the kind of money behind, when that personality only needed the money to prove that he deserved to have money behind him.

Almost like he’s the son of a rich guy or something.

Sigh. Kids.

└ Tags: blood, interview, kleenex, Outdoorfest, paste, window

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Hubris- Shattering News

Jun10

by Greg Cravens on June 10, 2022 at 3:33 am

Chapter: Comic

I had to think about it. It’s possible that we’ve broken those big windows, like, FOUR times now. I can’t recall exact details of each time, but four sounds right.

There was the fireworks test, the pogo sticking, and I think Paste went through on a bike once before. You can’t rely on my memory or Paste’s memory, though.

Anyone of you folks recall exactly?

└ Tags: bike, broken, crowd, David, Glass, Lowell, Miss Wiggins-Ross, Nikki, paste, window

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Hubris- Keep Your Pants On

Jun08

by Greg Cravens on June 8, 2022 at 3:33 am

Chapter: Comic

It’s always nice when everyone’s on the same page, isn’t it?

Or at least reading the same book, which Paste ISN’T. He’s streaming a video of that scary empty-building-but-with-monsters thing while everyone else is reading the latest Management Paradigm Shifting Bestseller.

But as long as he doesn’t rush into anything… or as long as he doesn’t rush into anything without thinking up some really truly rash thing to add to whatever he’s rushing into… Oh, who am I kidding? Something’s gonna get broke. You wait.

└ Tags: Corporate Language, David, Lowell, Ms. Wiggins-Ross, Nikki, paste, verbiage

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Hubris- Now THAT’s a Monday.

May25

by Greg Cravens on May 25, 2022 at 3:33 am

Chapter: Comic

You know how Paste comes up with all this clever stuff where he’s one step ahead of someone?

It’s because he doesn’t burn up time with other things. Reading. Personal Grooming. Laundry. Cleaning. Grocery shopping.

Of course, he cut out other stuff, too… Family time. TV time. Videogame time.

See what you can get done when it’s all entirely about YOU?

Genius.

└ Tags: David, Lowell, Ms. Wiggins-Ross, New Crew, Nikki, paste, signups

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Hubris- Good Morning.

May04

by Greg Cravens on May 4, 2022 at 3:33 am

Chapter: Comic

The sun is up on a new day, and now it’s time that someone create order from the chaos that is the new iteration of the Outdoor Galore Store.

Shall it be the Alpha male businessman with the money behind him? The MBA with a knack for bumbling where he needs to bumble? The corporate shark with her steely gaze and determination to carve the world into a shape that suits her? The Alpha male upstart kid with a knack for understanding people and motivations without understanding that he has a knack?

It’ll probably be Nikki, who’s just looking for some job security, y’know?