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Hubris- She’ll be coming ’round the mountain bike

Sep18

by Greg Cravens on September 18, 2020 at 1:11 am

Chapter: Comic

A well a everybody’s heard about the bird
B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

A well a don’t you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A well a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A well a

A well a everybody’s heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

A well a don’t you know about the bird?
Well, everybody’s talking about the bird!
A well a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A well a bird

Surfin’ bird
B-b-b aah, aah!

Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa
Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa
Papa, ooma mow mow
Papa, ooma mow mow

Papa ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow
Ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow

Papa ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow
Oom oom oom oom, ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow, papa oom oom oom
Oom ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow

Ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow
Papa a mow mow, papa ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow, ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow, ooma mow mow

└ Tags: Cassowary, Donald, hubris, Out Front Biker

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Hubris- The Us-ness of it all

Sep16

by Greg Cravens on September 16, 2020 at 1:11 am

Chapter: Comic

Look! I managed to wedge a whole bunch of names in there, and cast doubt on whether TSOJ even made it to the lake part of the race.

It’s cruel, yes, but… Nothin’. It’s just cruel.

└ Tags: Bri, Claude, Deb Rebel, James Lindley, Jan, Mama G, Pat, Plaindave, TSOJ, Windrider

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Hubris- plant proteins

Sep15

by Greg Cravens on September 15, 2020 at 1:11 am

Chapter: Comic

Food jokes. They’re just too easy. These days, you can make jokes about meat, about eggs, about veggies, about cookies, about beans, about processed stuff, about raw stuff… truly, the freedom we have in the opportunities to laugh at our own consumptions is truly amazing. There are no food groups, no diets, no allergies, no preferences that cannot successfully be made into some kinda gag. Gag. Pun intended.

I like ice cream.

And it gives me gas.

Hilarious.

└ Tags: chickpea, cilantro, Donnie, Kara, lentil, lettuce wraps, lime, soy, Steven, tofu, wraps

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Hubris- Our People

Sep14

by Greg Cravens on September 14, 2020 at 1:11 am

Chapter: Comic

The Farmer’s Market people know who their customer base is, and it isn’t someone who’s trying to win a race. Cowboy-Hat-BBQ-Sauce-Man will tell ya, you play to the people who are peddling by and see your county-famous tomato-based banana-pepper marinade and grilling sauce who are gonna slow down long enough to make a purchase. You gotta wait until those hot, tired, sweaty, defeated folks ride by before you’ll sell a few quilts or gourd bird houses or organically farmed leeks and pickled peas.

And WE know that very few of the bikes will have baskets, and very few of the racers will have wallets. So we’ll have to wait until the Farmer’s Market people discover that for themselves.

└ Tags: BBQ sauce, bikes, brooms, Cookies, Cowboy Hat, Farmer's Market, preserves, snowball's chance

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Hubris- Sucking Up!

Sep11

by Greg Cravens on September 11, 2020 at 1:11 am

Chapter: Comic

How do you like ol’ Docta Pain, leaping out of the canoe and back into the bike race?! Nice, right? She’s got spunk. And probably a weapon, somewheres on her. I wouldn’t wanna find out.

And that Kara Biner, she’s really moved into the role of leader of her team, and not just a hotdog who needed backup. ‘Cause that role is taken by another competitor in the ‘Fest.

Speaking of other roles being taken…

└ Tags: bike, canoe, Docta Pain, Donny Blake, Kara, race, Steven, suck-up

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Hubris- Making Waves

Sep09

by Greg Cravens on September 9, 2020 at 1:11 am

Chapter: Comic

You didn’t think Mr. Biner would be unaware of his powerful voice, didja?

You didn’t think he wouldn’t be crazy proud of it or anything, wouldja?

You didn’t suppose that Kara doesn’t just love her daddy for his unique, ear-splitting ability, shouldja?

└ Tags: canoe, Kara, Mr. Biner, race, waves

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Hubris- Voices from the Outer Darkness

Sep08

by Greg Cravens on September 8, 2020 at 1:11 am

Chapter: Comic

Mr. Biner has issues. We know this.

He also has some skills. They don’t often get used, what with having limited application in a world that hasn’t become apocalyptic yet, but they are skills nonetheless.

└ Tags: bike, canoe, Docta Pain, Don, Mr. Biner, race, shout, Steven

6 Comments