The local Bass Pro Shop has a swamp in it.  There’s fish in the water, and Spanish moss and all.  I think the trees are fiberglass, but that’s fine.

They used to have more boats on the water inside the store, so prospective boat buyers could actually stand on the floating boats and scope ’em out and all.

I heard the reason they don’t do that is that there are WAY more children than there are prospective boat buyers.

Sportsmart must have had a similar issue when setting up their amazing indoor forest.  Lots more people looking for the bathrooms in a giant store than there are people who want to practice putting up a tent.