I don’t think Coach Potato was trying to be clever.
And I don’t think he’s gonna be able to overlook the old basketballs.
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Safe to say that the two gentlemen have differing views of how company life should be structured.
Maybe they’re both right! Maaaaaybe not. Maybe neither is right! Maaaaaybe.
Enis is a great salesman, isn’t he? I mean, he’s got the patter down, and the charisma, and…
There should be a sarcasm key on computer keyboards, shouldn’t there?
Enis is not here for you to like. There are a LOT of people in the world who are not there to be liked, or emulated, or endured patiently in some cases.
Ignore ’em. Leave ’em. Decline to support ’em. And make fun of their behaviors in cartoons.
Yeah, that’s best.
Enis is going to do all by himself what it took all of Sportsmart to do for the first Outdoorfest. He’s going to gut it down to a T-shirt sale or something.
What could go wrong with sticking your camera phone in strangers’ faces, getting video of them, then running away?
What could go wrong with using those videos without permission to advertise an outdoors festival they’ve never attended?
What could go wrong with hosting an outdoor festival with minimal preparation, bad intentions, and a lack of leadership?
Write all those things down, ’cause those are PREDICTIONS!
How long, do you think, it’ll take Mal to decide that he needs a team of wildlife to do his bidding so that he can be as successful as Lowell?
I don’t think Enis can be trusted to know what he says he knows.
For that matter, he probably can’t be trusted to think what he says he thinks, or even that he says what he says that he says.
Now, THAT’s untrustworthy.
News spreads like wildfire at the Fest! I guess with that many people all crammed together, lots of things spread like wildfire. News, Gossip, Talk, Innuendo, etc. Vomiting, as we’ve seen. The Flu, once would expect. COVID, if this were the real world (but in the Hubrisverse, there ain’t no such thing because it depresses me.), food poisoning, fleas, unmentionable vulgar medical issues we also don’t wish to deal with here ’cause they ain’t funny… and, of course, Wildfires. Those would, by definition, spread like wildfire. Campfire, too, if left unattended would spread like wildfire after a certain point. You can probably guess the point at which it begins to spread like wildfire.
Just gonna leave that joke riiiiiight here for ya.
Mal and Enis are on the same wavelength today.
I don’t think Shelley feels like they’re all sympatico, do you?
