I guess I can see where Dusty wouldn’t want to extend the conversation about the cassowary any farther than it absolutely has to go.
And I can see where Durnell wouldn’t mind one way or the other if anyone sees this video and wants to talk to Dusty about injury complaints, animal abuse accusations, endangerment and public safety concerns…
Looking back, though… that poor minister who had the busload of kids sure came away from a stressful weekend with a lot of stories, didn’t he?
That preacher now has a whole *bucket-load* of examples for what happens to bad little kiddies.
Has anyone seen my shoes? Did Tweety eat them?
PREACHER: Oh, you had better be good, boys and girls… or the big, bad Tweety Bird will get you.
LITTLE BOY: You mean, like how he got you?
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