Paste would be better at the insults, but his professionalism won’t allow for such low behavior now.
But he’s gonna need to get another flunky for insults. Bob doesn’t reeeaaaaally know how they work.
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I saw a bear strip a ‘Lifeproof’ case off a phone once.
Cracked and peeled it like a banana with a single move.
The phone still worked after the zookeepers lured the bear to the other side of the enclosure and scooped the phone out of there.
I guess the case did its job, right?
Yay, Lifeproof!
Paste overreaches. We know that. He’s not stupid, just enthusiastic to the point of taking everything a little far.
First he wants to ride a bike, then he wants to compete in a freestyle competition, but then he wants to zip-tie rockets to the bike and land a jump onto a stage where people can adore his abilities. A little far, you’ll agree.
First he wants to skate, then he wants to rule the skatepark, then he wants to build his own line of skate equipment that the people at the skatepark with beg for and fawn over while he skates away nonplussed. Also a little far.
Now, he wants to sell a skateboard, then he’s willing to break up the payments over time, then he’s ready to send thugs to do dirty deeds dirt cheap. Enthusiastic, you can see.
Paste may not have a been a Trainer. He was more of an Untrained, in the same sense that those in government are often referred to as the ‘Ungoverned’.
Anyhow, I’m sure plenty of you remember when Paste was ‘training’ Lowell before the first Outdoorfest?
Leave it to Paste to sell people something when there’s nothing to sell.
He’s a good boy.
Who you’re taking advantage of and why depends entirely on who you think YOU are.
If you’re an employee, you’re taking advantage of your employers because “Fairness”- like, they take advantage of you, so they gotta expect the same in return, right?
If you’re an employer, you’re taking advantage of your employees ’cause that’s why you pay ’em! Like, you have money to spend and jobs that need doing, and they have skills to sell, right?
If you’re the child of an investor father, and you’re a little hungry, you take advantage of a frankly complicated mess of a business by having a restaurant paid for by the bunch of investors your father has lined up. Like, it might pay off and make you a financial genius whiz-kid, or at worst you get some free food when no one’s looking.
Paste is getting a taste of what fame is like.
Hey! maybe his Mom or Dad could be put in charge of a conservatorship and control his life until he can sue them and then he can be really and truly famous!
He be blowin’ up the Twitters, y’all! Boom!
First off- My apologies! I haven’t been updating regularly due to insane schedules and my internet was wiped out by another damned limb taking out my cable/internet for days on end.
You do NOT want to hear about the conversation I had when the text updates went from “Your technician is on his way” to “Your appointment has been rescheduled to Friday at 7 pm”. I DID, however, discover how to get a human being on the phone from a certain cable company, and I’m sure he’s very tired of having to act contrite and apologetic to every furious person who calls, but he did his job well…enough.
But on a more entertaining note. Look! Paste is pissed!
That’s gonna lead to a storyline if I have anything to say about it.
Gosh, Nikki! For being a cornerstone of the economy, the big corporate bosses are having a hard time knowing what to say to you.
How odd.
Leave it to Paste to give everyone something to talk about, and then ask them to talk about something else- both of which will benefit him, of course.
Not, now that I think about it, the kind of personality you want to put the kind of money behind, when that personality only needed the money to prove that he deserved to have money behind him.
Almost like he’s the son of a rich guy or something.
Sigh. Kids.
