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Hubris- She’ll be coming ’round the mountain bike

Sep18
by on September 18, 2020 at 1:11 am
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Hubris- Store Bought

Sep07
by on September 7, 2020 at 1:11 am
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Nikki’s out of the shop and getting things done!  Everyone watch yourselves now.

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Hubris- The Weirdest, Yet

Sep01
by on September 1, 2020 at 1:11 am
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You should never say that anything is a particular superlative… without qualification.

What I mean is, if you say, “This is the worst meal ever.” you should probably qualify it, or the Great Universal Sense Of Humor will kick in and the next meal you’re presented with will still be moving and will cause explosive disembowelment or something.  If you say, “You are the biggest liar!” to someone, someone else will come along and sucker you into something even scammier.  (According to spellcheck, I just invented the word ‘scammier’.)

So, if you say some kind of bike racer is the weirdest, you’re just opening the door to something you hadn’t planned on ever seeing.

It’s like double-dog daring the universe to be more startling than you’re prepared for.  And that the dumbest thing anyone could do.

Uh-oh.  I superlatived.  Watch out.  Something’s gonna be dumber than ever now.

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Hubris- Forewarned

Aug18
by on August 18, 2020 at 1:11 am
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If you’re not expecting the Crazy-Ball game to run over you, your reflexes probably aren’t going to save you.

You just circle the wagons  (or, in this case, the Judges booths) and wait for the arrival.

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Hubris- At THIS Point?

Jul10
by on July 10, 2020 at 1:11 am
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Things are getting weirder.  Must be late Saturday afternoon at the ‘Fest.

You know, Mob Rules is almost the opposite of Crazyball- wherein individuals call out rules and everyone obeys.

And yet… Mobs and Crazyball look kinda alike.

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Hubris- And These Ones Are Off, Too!

Jun29
by on June 29, 2020 at 1:11 am
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Couldn’t start the boats without starting the bikes!  They have to meet up, after all.

 

I don’t know if all these are gonna make it.

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Hubris- Pursuasive

Jun15
by on June 15, 2020 at 1:00 am
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I don’t think Paste could talk anyone into competing naked.

I do think that anyone who sorta wanted to compete naked, and was told by Paste that the competition was being held as a nude event, would do everything they could to believe what he said.

That happens in a lot of way in everyday life.

I mean, it must, right?

How else would anyone believe that Discovery channel guy with the spaceman hair, or for-profit prophets who have the time and date of the end of the world worked out despite everything that’s ever come before, or that flat-earthed video I was shown?  You have to wanna believe that stuff before you hear it- or there’s not lot of room for persuasion left.

This couple that’s talking to Hubris right now?  Not people who had not before considered nude competition.

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Hubris- Playtime

May26
by on May 26, 2020 at 1:00 am
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I don’t think that Lowell will get to count that as his goal-attaining jump.

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Hubris- May All Your Dreams…

May25
by on May 25, 2020 at 1:00 am
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You don’t want ALL your dreams to come true, do you?

Gotta leave something to strive for.  That means either you gotta keep adding in better dreams as ones come true, or you gotta plump up the ones you got.

Like “I’d like to be an Air Force pilot” might, upon realizing that you’re about to earn your wings, become “I’ma be an astronaut, you know. Someday soon.”

Tend those dreams, folks!!

 

My dream was to do syndicated comic strips.  I’ve had to modify here and there.

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Hubris- Fixer Upper

May13
by on May 13, 2020 at 1:01 am
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One of my favorite old comic strips was Dennis The Menace.

I remember one gag where Dennis and Joey are looking over a disemboweled machine and Dennis tells Joey (who’s holding out a hammer) “You can’t fix no alarm clock with a big ol’ hammer! Bring me a little hammer.”

I don’t really have a point to make about that except Hank Ketcham was funny, and it’s gonna take a big hammer to get Lowell’s wagon rolling again.

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