Bicycle lanes. Do they double well as unicycle lanes and skateboard lanes? Well, around here, they CAN, but sadly, it really depends more on the jackass quotients of bicyclers and car drivers.
That’s not all the events. Don’t start emailing me saying that you wanted there to be others… There will be. And I’m changing some of your suggestions around a bit.
It’ll be fine.
Trust me, I’m a cartoonist.
It is a very cool and exciting skill, to be able to hop sideways up stairs on a unicycle. Really. Cool and exciting and not at all goofy. I bet Daniel Craig does it all the time, just because he can.
Met a guy once with a bike that was actually a disguised unicycle.
He was a Ringling clown, and his father had made the bike that, as the clown’s routine carried on, became a unicycle after losing piece after piece.
Brilliant.
For those of you who like to invent your own variations on the punchlines, here’s the alternate for Paste’s final comment that I considered to be overused, even if it’s pretty funny:
Paste- “Or?”
I can’t tell you how much I hope you guys don’t mind the break in the action with these black and white cartoons. I’ve been wondering where to find the time to do all the fill-in cartoons for the Stanky Creek Book, and it’s a GIANT relief to see them finally hitting the drawing board.
The Book is coming.
I thought someone might have mentioned before now that I changed the header on the site to rotate through three or four different ones. Maybe it was mentioned, and I missed it somehow? Maybe everyone does that thing with their computer that removes all the ads and backgrounds and stuff, and the header goes with it?
I’m not saying it’s important. I just catch myself hearing all your voices in my head when I do anything on the site now. How you guys got in there, I dunno. The Buckets and the Hubris bunch got in there, too. My skull must be like a sieve.
So, I was asked to purchase an ad in the local high school yearbook.
What the heck, why not.
Well, here we are again, kiddies! It’s the week I usually bail out. I leave you with this nice painting of Santa’s helper, and if I manage something stupid between now and January first, I’ll try to put it online.
At least part of the week will be taken up getting extra strips prepped. I believe I owe you guys four extra ones, since the heroes have stepped up to the tip jar. It’s also waaay past time I get the new stickers made, so there’s something else that’ll keep me from getting any extra sleep during what I like to call Weird Week.
Weird Week is the odd week (in the U.S., anyway) where very little gets done, business-wise. Folks are doing travel, dealing with retail snafus, resting up after binge eating and drinking, and generally not calling up freelance cartoonists much. Which is good, since I’m in the middle of three fair-sized jobs and need a few days to tinker with those, too.
And if you celebrated Hanukkah starting last Tuesday and I didn’t say to have a good one, well, I hope you did. Or, if you’re busy celebrating, I dunno… Kwanzaa, Saturnalia, Eid, Solstice, Tax Year’s End, Festivus, Flying Spaghetti Monster Feast, Weird Week, Boxing Day…whatever you do, enjoy! I say “Merry Christmas” ’cause that’s the one I’m doing, but I’m not saying you can’t do your’n. That’d be rude.
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