I’ve heard that Asian actors had it very tough. George Takei, for example, was very grateful to be on Star Trek because he wasn’t, for a change, playing a waiter.
But when you hear there’s a guy from Japan doing archery while showing off tricky riding skills… well, you’d HAVE to think ‘Ninja’, right?
No.
Not unless you’re Durnell. I figure he’s one of those guys who still calls sushi ‘Bait’ and thinks it’s funny.
6 1/2 years in Japan with the Air Force and I never saw a single ninja anywhere. No geishas either. Good luck on shot 3 Curtis.
Aaah! But you wouldn’t see them, would you? Ninjas, I mean!
You usually find ninjas in ninja schools in Gifu, and theme restaurants in Tokyo. Otherwise, you need to look in the grass. Geisha are usually hired for entertainment at very high-end events. If you ever see anyone similar to a geisha, they’re probably Miko (geisha-in-training). Miko can more easily be found in places where normal people go.
Those were some good ninjas
Thanks, James. Maybe I should aim anywhere but at the target…
There was a Japanese travel show some years back where the Japanese host and camera crew hired a fishing boat in Seattle out of Puget Sound to fish for salmon. The captain had a bucket of fish guts and bits on the deck. He tells the show host that this is chum, for attracting the bigger prey. As he dumps the bucket over the side, the host, and every single member of the studio audience watching the video gasps out “mottenai” (“what a waste!”) Durnell is wiser than he knows.
“TSOJ – failing spectacularly in a way that ninja can only DREAM of!” (Thanks, Greg!)
Of course, he’s not a Ninja! He is obviously a Kyudoka, DUH!
Durnell ain’t wrong.
I know the feeling. We prefer “Demonic-American” but it’s always “Could I have a Titan with a lift kit for my sou,l Mr. Satan Sir??” Like EVERY Devil’s last name is Morning Star… And like I’d want THAT mangy soul.. People with Cheetos level souls thinking they have Caviar…
W-what were we talking about again??
talk about a way to break focus and…probably make the POOR GUY FALL!
Nice job TSOJ! I’d shoot have turned, and shot Durnell. LMAO
He almost did.
He could be a Mongolian Warrior, they are the best archers, and do it on horse back. xD