Enis is going to do all by himself what it took all of Sportsmart to do for the first Outdoorfest. He’s going to gut it down to a T-shirt sale or something.
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I find that when I’m on stage, I forget that I need to pee.
It’s never an issue of not actually needing to pee, ’cause I always do.
Time to get Paste off the stage and into some pants someplace.
And you know what they say about getting rid of one pest only to have another one show up.
You know what they say. I don’t. What it means right now is that Dusty is looking like just as much trouble as Paste, but of course she MEANS it.
Paste is just trouble without meaning much of anything.
Jacquée is lobbing softballs for the Mayor. They must have a studio appearance lined up later.
Durnell’s got the Fest on his mind. Can you blame him?
Dusty is cranky, and apparently has a longer memory than a lot of interviewers these days.
I spend a lot of time during news interviews saying, “Didn’t he (or she) do the EXACT OPPOSITE last year and swear it was the right thing and that the OTHER guys were horrible hypocrites? Are ya gonna mention THAT? Even to ask where the change of heart came from? Anything? No?”
Of course Them Duke Boys hot-wired the fancy compactor truck.
Admit it. You would have, if you’d had the chance.
The Ford Fiesta, however, never had a chance.
Sorry for the delay in the strips this week. Still haven’t got the knack of loading everything at Patreon, and then loading them later here. I keep thinking I’ve already uploaded every week long since, and forget to double-check myself. You guys feel free to throw up a flag or send up a flare, or at least email if you don’t see a strip load up every Monday or Tuesday. This time, it was good ol’ Jerry Shippee (whose comic strip is called ‘Clamcakes’) who alerted me to my oversight plight.
As for the cartoon- Of course Paste took advantage of an empty stage. If you think it was a calculated move to further his career, you’d be wrong, I bet. I think it was an entirely instinctive move to further his career. He didn’t calculate nothin’. He just jumps in there and acts out.
Durnell’s giving Dusty enough rope to hang herself with.
Of course, she might hang him first, so he shouldn’t stick his neck out too far, y’know?
I think Dusty is being sarcastic, or maybe disingenuous. It’s her hardly-disinterested view that people should watch her show, but I don’t think she has any statistical studies to back it up.
She might even be up to something.
Like starting a fight for the sake of a fight.
Durnell’s just being flippant. Everyone’s always expecting something to go sidewise in television, at the OutdoorFest, and when you’re wearing a gold-tone tuxedo. It’s inevitable that something’s about to go sidewise. If you announce that you see it coming in hopes that people will think you’re psychic, well… all you’re gonna get is a nasty shock about just how sidewise “sidewise” can get.
I saw a video clip one time where a car thief was being interviewed. He said if people didn’t expect their cars to be stolen, they wouldn’t just leave them sitting around all over the place.
That’s about as bald-faced an attempt to justify a stupid action as you can get, outside of stealing a car so you can throw it away to win prize money. They might argue that they were cutting down on littering and pollution all in one action, and saving the owner the time and trouble from having to do it himself.
Or something else just as infuriatingly stupid.
