Marvel comics used to (maybe still does) publish a comic called “What If”. In one issue, the story revolved around Conan the Barbarian in modern-day New York (because if anything is going to happen like that, why would it ever happen anywhere but modern New York) and Conan beat up a guy with huge muscles, saying that his strength didn’t come from lifting meaningless pieces of metal over and over, but from fighting for his life all the time. I’m paraphrasing a lot of stylish dialogue that was spread over a couple of pages, of course, but I guess you get the idea. Hubris, whose stamina comes from horsing around and risking bodily injury on a regular basis would have an easy time outrunning anyone whose endurance comes from time spent on a treadmill. Or me. He could definitely outrun me. Running’s not my thing.
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When the man say, “Run”, you run.
When the man say, “Talk”, you run.
When the bird say, “Rawwk”, you run.
See why it pays to stay in shape?
As the night draws in, Hubris is getting cagey.
When everyone is looking for you, though, where do you go?
And when you’ve got an event to announce, where do you go?!
Ya go to the mic.
Oops.
In an attempt to get farther ahead on my schedule so that I can post comics early to Patreon patrons, I omitted to load this one up for the regular site! Not the first time that trying a new schedule just wrecked my old schedule.
Ah, well… Have a cartoon!
Just who are we most threatened by, here? Enis? David? Paste? Hometeam? David’s investment group?
Heck no… just don’t get Dorothy involved, for heaven’s sake.
Who’s gonna blame Bob? Hubris MIGHT be at the food trucks, and if he is, Bob MIGHT get a taco out of it.
Considering how Bob’s life tends to roll, he can probably count on a taco.
Nikki has earned herself a bit of time to wander around the ‘Fest, I guess. Nothing more to do in the store- might as well go and check in on 1) Mayhem, 2) Paste’s weird bunch, 3) Where Bob’s got to 4) the lunacy of the final games of the day…
Come to think of it, the store might have been better than the crazy mess.
Well!
Happy 10th Anniversary, folks!
Hubriscomics.com has now been a thing for ten whole years. How ’bout that.
Pat yourselves on the back if you’re pleased with that, ’cause it’s because of you anyhow.
Guess it’s time to wrap up the 2nd OutdoorFest and start assembling the Big Fat Book Of Ten Years Of Hubris.
If you’d like to celebrate with us, please become a Patron at Patreon (there’s a button on the left over there someplace) If you patronize at one of the levels where you have to put your mailing address in, you’ll be receiving a deck of these Hubris Con Cards I’m finally wrapping up. Damn things have been re-designed I dunno how many times now, but the final versions are done. The game works better than I could have ever hoped, and I’ll be doing a Kickstarter to get them into more people’s hands- but you mugs get ’em no matter who else does.
Thanks, Team Hubris! Whattaya think? Shoot for another ten years?
Usually, I do behind-the-scenes stuff over at the Patreon page and I don’t here. Here is usually for just fun commentary.
But today, I’ll share a version of the Patreon Hubris Cartooning Lesson with you.
Voices. When you write comic/cartoon voices, you can tell if the characters have gelled in your head if they have particular ways of speaking.
For instance, you couldn’t just swap the word balloons for these two characters, nor could you swap the attitude behind what they’re saying. Their ‘dialect’ would no longer fit the characters. They’re body language would be totally messed up if you swapped that around, too. Lowell’s body language is sagging and disappointed. He doesn’t even turn to face Paste. Paste is brassy enough to pick his nose and climb on another person’s back. And while that’s funny, it’s not out of character for him. It’s part of his ‘voice’.
I don’t know if it’s still a thing, but when I was in middle school, it was common practice, before a test, to ask “Does spelling count?”
Once, I recall a wag in class asking that before a spelling test. Hilarious.
It all ended one day before a Civics test, when the teacher answered, “You’re not children. Spelling always counts now.”
That was a dark day indeed.





















