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No one knows better than me that you have better things to do while reading comic strips than to vote for this or that, or tweet, or facebook or all that tiresome junk. (I have something like 40 comics bookmarked for looking at every day. How about you? A bunch?)
That being said, how about you Hubris a little? Click on TWC vote, over there on the right, and twitter and facebook aaaaaaaall your friends about Hubris. One day, when all people of the earth are Hubris fans, there will be no war. Then the kayakers will get all uppity and the mountain bikers and the skaters will have an alliance to limit the kayakers… that’ll bring the canoe faction in. The crossover with off-road unicyclers and those guys is almost nil, so you can see where that schism will start. Then the Surfing coalitions will mobilize. The final world war will end with the in-line skaters ruling everyone. It’ll be a peaceful world, but at what cost? What Cost?
Eh. It’s worth a shot. Vote and Tweet Hubris.
When there’s a modern disagreement, it’s only natural to both find a way to call the other person a communist, or was it socialist? No, HITLER. Yeah, that’s it. Anyone you disagree with? Hitler. There you go.
It’s been suggested that you guys, my favorite readers in the whole world, would prefer bigger story arcs instead of little gag-a-day cartoons.
Okay. Here we go. If my outline holds up, the events kicking off today shouldn’t be resolved for a few months. Fun!
Okay, who here reads Bearmageddon? I do. And Ethan Nicolle is taking a short hiatus to do some catch-up. So what do I do? I love me some guest comics, so here’s my Bearmageddon guest work.
“When I grow up, I’m gonna…” rarely ends with “work myself silly trying to find a sponsor that will pay me to compete while wearing their logo” And the few times that it HAS, has given rise to another curious career path: the “Agent”.
This one came about after I went to the local outdoor place to finally get another good pair of hikers. I asked the guy what was the strangest thing that’d happened while he was working. I’ll have to remember to go in there every time I need another gag.
Whether you’re a mountain biker or a road biker, you may come and be welcome in the House of Hubris. Unicyclers, BMXers, Cruisers, Commuters… maybe not those recumbent things… Well, okay, them too. Yes, The Outdoor Galore Store is like some kind of Unitarian Bicycle Temple or something.
This one goes out to the guy in front of me in the grocery line the other day. Nice jacket. You know who you are.
Don’t you looooove talking to those people who have recently become obsessed?
