This one came about after I went to the local outdoor place to finally get another good pair of hikers. I asked the guy what was the strangest thing that’d happened while he was working. I’ll have to remember to go in there every time I need another gag.
Duh, ah geeze, I snapped the brake cable … time for a new bike! D’oh!
Oooh. That’s sorta personal, isn’t it? The last bike I bought was when I went to the bike shop to replace a brake cable.
Might as well turn the seat pointy end up.
I am so fat right now, I’d need a bike, with super strong rims just to hold me up … possibly a little motor when going up hills too … hmmm