I find that when I’m on stage, I forget that I need to pee.
It’s never an issue of not actually needing to pee, ’cause I always do.
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Time to get Paste off the stage and into some pants someplace.
And you know what they say about getting rid of one pest only to have another one show up.
You know what they say. I don’t. What it means right now is that Dusty is looking like just as much trouble as Paste, but of course she MEANS it.
Paste is just trouble without meaning much of anything.
I don’t think Nikki knows how Bob’s universe works.
I don’t either, but I’m not in today’s strip, am I?
Bob doesn’t do gloom and worry, so his vocabulary doesn’t include the wordplay of armageddon.
What could go wrong with sticking your camera phone in strangers’ faces, getting video of them, then running away?
What could go wrong with using those videos without permission to advertise an outdoors festival they’ve never attended?
What could go wrong with hosting an outdoor festival with minimal preparation, bad intentions, and a lack of leadership?
Write all those things down, ’cause those are PREDICTIONS!
Mr. Nutley has issues.
“Issue” is an outdated term for a kid.
Mr. Nutley has issues of the other kind, too.
He’s gotta calm down. Y’know, without actually passing out.
Now Mal REALLY wants an army of Wildlife to do his bidding. Apparently, they’re like little Mission Impossible spies or something.
How long, do you think, it’ll take Mal to decide that he needs a team of wildlife to do his bidding so that he can be as successful as Lowell?
This probably should have been loaded up this past Saturday, as there was a lot of patriotism floating around (I did a stair climb downtown on the famous Memphis Bluff. 30 trips up and down in memory of First Responders.)
There might be those who feel that respect and comic strips can’t go hand in hand, but I’m not one.
Of course, there are also people who feel that their own freedoms are diminished if all the citizens have the same freedoms, but I’m not one.
And then there’s Paste who’s just trying to stir up trouble so everyone will remember him no matter what, and I’m not him.
So, if you’re happy that you’ve got some freedom, share it around and encourage other people to be happy they have some too. Maybe don’t be naked on TV with the mayor, though. That might be a little too free.
Leave it to Paste to drag the local politicians into a scandal that they didn’t even bring down upon themselves.
In this day and age of political tomfoolery, Paste could end the careers of just about any politician from either side of the aisle. If the Mayor has made a career of being well-spoken and never swearing, he may not get out of the Outdoorfest with that reputation intact… And once the photos hit the social medias…
