Bob doesn’t do gloom and worry, so his vocabulary doesn’t include the wordplay of armageddon.
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What could go wrong with sticking your camera phone in strangers’ faces, getting video of them, then running away?
What could go wrong with using those videos without permission to advertise an outdoors festival they’ve never attended?
What could go wrong with hosting an outdoor festival with minimal preparation, bad intentions, and a lack of leadership?
Write all those things down, ’cause those are PREDICTIONS!
Mr. Nutley has issues.
“Issue” is an outdated term for a kid.
Mr. Nutley has issues of the other kind, too.
He’s gotta calm down. Y’know, without actually passing out.
Now Mal REALLY wants an army of Wildlife to do his bidding. Apparently, they’re like little Mission Impossible spies or something.
How long, do you think, it’ll take Mal to decide that he needs a team of wildlife to do his bidding so that he can be as successful as Lowell?
This probably should have been loaded up this past Saturday, as there was a lot of patriotism floating around (I did a stair climb downtown on the famous Memphis Bluff. 30 trips up and down in memory of First Responders.)
There might be those who feel that respect and comic strips can’t go hand in hand, but I’m not one.
Of course, there are also people who feel that their own freedoms are diminished if all the citizens have the same freedoms, but I’m not one.
And then there’s Paste who’s just trying to stir up trouble so everyone will remember him no matter what, and I’m not him.
So, if you’re happy that you’ve got some freedom, share it around and encourage other people to be happy they have some too. Maybe don’t be naked on TV with the mayor, though. That might be a little too free.
Leave it to Paste to drag the local politicians into a scandal that they didn’t even bring down upon themselves.
In this day and age of political tomfoolery, Paste could end the careers of just about any politician from either side of the aisle. If the Mayor has made a career of being well-spoken and never swearing, he may not get out of the Outdoorfest with that reputation intact… And once the photos hit the social medias…
I don’t think Enis can be trusted to know what he says he knows.
For that matter, he probably can’t be trusted to think what he says he thinks, or even that he says what he says that he says.
Now, THAT’s untrustworthy.
It’s “nice” to see people in loooovvvve, ain’t it?
It’s a little more alarming when you’re seeing people getting all Lovey-dovey.
And when the people in question are well past retirement age… well, it’s maybe time to change the subject and not think about it any more.
You’re thinking about it, aren’t you.
Well, so long as you’re not thinking about your grandparents like that.
Ohhhhh, now you kinda ARE, aren’t ya. Ew.
News spreads like wildfire at the Fest! I guess with that many people all crammed together, lots of things spread like wildfire. News, Gossip, Talk, Innuendo, etc. Vomiting, as we’ve seen. The Flu, once would expect. COVID, if this were the real world (but in the Hubrisverse, there ain’t no such thing because it depresses me.), food poisoning, fleas, unmentionable vulgar medical issues we also don’t wish to deal with here ’cause they ain’t funny… and, of course, Wildfires. Those would, by definition, spread like wildfire. Campfire, too, if left unattended would spread like wildfire after a certain point. You can probably guess the point at which it begins to spread like wildfire.
Just gonna leave that joke riiiiiight here for ya.
