Paste hopes that one day, someone will be accused of being no better than him. That, and he figures people will one day want to get tattoos of his name or face on themselves. It’s good for young people to have goals.
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When you can find something exciting and legal, well, that’s a treasure, isn’t it? …Isn’t it?
Got a carful of reckless friends? Shop you a case or three of Red Bull for yourself. Click on the can.
Never be convinced you know what everyone in your crowd is there for. While you’re here, are you Hubris’ facebook friend? Have you voted at TWC today? Toss us onto Reddit? Twitter? Feel free to follow @hubriscomics. I’ll try to be clever, not just brief. THANKS FOR BEIN’ HERE!
Love means never having to say, “Make up your own mind.”
If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you do it, too? Without checking if the Bungee company was licensed and bonded, I mean.
Another popular one… slightly more snarky than the first. This is more useful when someone riding a totally overbuilt/ridiculously aftermarketed bike asks the question, and then only when he or she is looking down his nose at you. Remember to be nice to the folks that are being nice to you. And to blast into atoms anyone who starts off by being a jerk.
It’s been said that the challenge of riding a unicycle is, for all practical purposes, no more difficult than the challenge of walking. It’s the same skill set- balance, fall forward while using your legs to constantly deflect the ground, stop, balance.
But then there’s these here unicycles. Now, there’s another skill set: Climb up to the top of a tall implement, defeat your fear of falling, fall forward a tiny, tiny bit, peddle like a maniac, wave your arms, don’t swear in front of the children. Totally different, see? Order one and find out. Click on the tall unicycle.
You can’t quit having fun after one or two little wipeouts. You’d never get enough practice in.
Remember guys- the candy is meant to arrive unbroken, unopened, untested and untasted. Delivering it while riding a unicycle dressed as cupid is goofily romantic, but make sure your skills are up to it. If your diaper or your toga or whatever becomes entangled in the crank or the wheel, well, you’re gonna look stupid and her candy is gonna be broke.
And you STILL have to ask permission before you have any.
If you’re not going to make an appointment, then you have to make an entrance.
It’s all fun and games til somebody gets hurt. So it’s best to bring along someone clumsier than yourself.
