Remember guys- the candy is meant to arrive unbroken, unopened, untested and untasted. ¬†Delivering it while riding a unicycle dressed as cupid is goofily romantic, but make sure your skills are up to it. ¬†If your diaper or your toga or whatever becomes entangled in the crank or the wheel, well, you’re gonna look stupid and her candy is gonna be broke.

And you STILL have to ask permission before you have any.