“How many lights do you see?”
Patty Hearst.
Stockholm syndrome
Pick your fights
Relationship dynamics.
Reward yourself for good relationships. Has Cheezburger.
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When I was young, I was gonna have a mansion with a whitewater kayaking artificial river around it. But I’m not a real estate developer in Dubai, so never mind.
Nothing looks as good on GoPro video as it looked in real life.
Which makes you wonder how mind blowing all that really incredible stuff in their commercials was to the people strapped to the cameras.
You knew the skylight would turn up again, didn’t you?
Yeah, you guys guessed a couple of elements of today’s comic. It’s WEIRD, I tell ya.
WEIRD!!
There goes the window again.
Met a guy once with a bike that was actually a disguised unicycle.
He was a Ringling clown, and his father had made the bike that, as the clown’s routine carried on, became a unicycle after losing piece after piece.
Brilliant.
Bicycles. I know caricaturists that won’t draw them. These are the party caricaturists who do little cartoon bodies featuring the subject’s hobbies or jobs. Bicycles, they sometimes say, are too tricky to draw.
I’ve loved bicycles for a long time, and have drawn and painted a bunch of them. I’m really happy when a kid says, “Draw me on a bike.”
On the other hand… drawing a bike over and over again in a comic strip is tedious.
But I’m kinda happy to do it, even if the chainrings aren’t exactly round or toothed convincingly. You guys probably don’t mind, right?
When the lawyers have helicopter access, you know there’s trouble.
You know those lawyers that advertise on daytime television? A guy I spoke with was in a traffic accident with a woman once, and as they were trading information and waiting for the police, she made a phone call or two. Then, apparently in answer to her call, one of these selfsame ‘call-this-number-and-we’ll-see-that-you-get-paid’ lawyers (famous in this area) hops out of his car. The guy was beside himself and said something like, “Geez, lady! The cops aren’t even here yet, and you’ve called down this ambulance chaser?”
He was her husband.
He had a good sense of humor about it, though.
Do you guys remember when I used to do three cartoons a week, and a couple of blog updates too?
Maybe not. The metrics on the blog updates was wretched. I eventually quit so my family could see me for another minute or two a day.
But why not remind everyone of the fun they were missing?
That’s right! I wrote a silly article on FIRE LUMPS!
Here’s the photo that went with it.
Thrilling. Now that I think about it, there may be a reason there weren’t many page views on the ol’ blogs.
