When the lawyers have helicopter access, you know there’s trouble.
You know those lawyers that advertise on daytime television? A guy I spoke with was in a traffic accident with a woman once, and as they were trading information and waiting for the police, she made a phone call or two. Then, apparently in answer to her call, one of these selfsame ‘call-this-number-and-we’ll-see-that-you-get-paid’ lawyers (famous in this area) hops out of his car. The guy was beside himself and said something like, “Geez, lady! The cops aren’t even here yet, and you’ve called down this ambulance chaser?”
He was her husband.
He had a good sense of humor about it, though.
Yep, I rented a condo from a woman who was lawyer happy, she ended up shooting herself in the foot figuratively with that issue.
David Fortis must be really feelthy (spelling on purpose) rich if she can afford ambulance chasers on speed dial.
Look up the folk song “1 million lawyers”.
Today in Panama City, where I live, a PCPD oficer ran over a pedestrian and killed him. There was talk that he was using a laptop while driving.
plus the way she was driving was a danger by itself
on a side note “helicoptor”???? is that a slang or a typo?
and why AGAIN!!!! lol
No, that is one of the accepted spellings, in ze Deutsche . However, when a cop rides in it it becomes a porkchopper.
and here i thought it would be THE legendary FLYING PIG! lol
Colorado Springs, the military gave the city three surplus helicopters, parts, and a year’s worth of mechanics to teach their people to maintain them. They drove us insane with ‘practice’ flyovers and such. They would pick a neighborhood and literally harass us day and night for about a week until the complaints got to be too many then move to another area. Letters to the Editor were fast and furious for months about their ‘practice’. I can understand but they put so many hours on those three during the first six months, you can’t tell me they needed THAT much practice. Another reason I moved out of that place…
It wouldn’t have been bad if they would have moved every day to a new neighborhood, but they would just stay in one place and give that heck until the complaints got too high.
well…DO YOU KNOW how HARD it is to move a PIG PEN DAILY?
LOL
Also, “harass” is spelled with one R, not two.
That story is freaking hilarious, Greg!! Almost makes me like ambulance chasers…
so much for hubris having a family gathering that doesn’t turn into a circus he and paste the weird magnet working again
[shakes head in bewilderment] Why do the local cops Not know that family name by now… And haven’t put out a public police wide notice to give them wide berth? That regardless of the “crime”, it’s better to simply take care of the victims and avoid the family like the plague…
Or perhaps run the lot out of town as a perpetual domestic disturbance… Kinda seems like they would at least chat with the mayor about “asking them politely to get the hell out of their town, please and thank you.”
to your first question, well maybe he is new.
and if they all leave town…the town will get BORED AFTER.
Reminds me of a funny yet morbid video I’ve seen on Youtube called the HelliVets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbP3OsS195Q