So now we know… you don’t have to have giant murder birds in your woods. You need mimics in your woods. Mocking birds, or escaped Parrots, or properly trained monkeys perhaps. And now, Raccoons who are friendly with giant murder birds and have rotten senses of humor. They probably make Bigfoot noises during those Bigfoot hunting TV shows, too. THAT is entirely enough to explain why they never find Bigfoot, right there.
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If you thought the Sportsmart board was a little out of touch, Well, the Hometeam people are maybe a trifle more distanced from the workaday world than that.
I’ve decided THAT’s the reason why I felt right, making them look like the aliens in the Star Trek original pilot/Menagerie episodes. There’s no reason to think they don’t know about outdoor recreation, but there’s no reason to feel that they do, either. You wait and see if their world and your world have any similarities upon which to base a conversation.
Hometeam’s board knows about business. I wouldn’t go any farther than that yet.
Wooooeeeeee. “Call the lawyers.”
Gotta be careful saying that out loud. At least, you do when there’s a shyster hiding under the skirts of the stage that you haven’t noticed is behind you.
Tricky, staying on top of things like that.
Just advancing the story a bit, today.
Have I said where the three guys are from yet?
Yes, they’re a parody of aliens from an old Star Trek story, but they’re also… well, you’ll see.
Oh, that’s nice… Pete’s got some friends now.
Or, well, that may be as close to friends as he’s had for a while.