So now we know… you don’t have to have giant murder birds in your woods. You need mimics in your woods. Mocking birds, or escaped Parrots, or properly trained monkeys perhaps. And now, Raccoons who are friendly with giant murder birds and have rotten senses of humor. They probably make Bigfoot noises during those Bigfoot hunting TV shows, too. THAT is entirely enough to explain why they never find Bigfoot, right there.
Ah yes, along with the Wukilar there will now be rumors embroidered into tall tales for the campfire about the Cassowary.
Maybe Bob sent the raccoon. Who will report back. More things to come?
First degree murder bird.
It’s a thing.
Does this mean he won’t be coming back tomorrow…?
When I worked security I sometimes did a clown laugh from the other side of the bushes/fence.
Anyone Mr. Heywood looks like? Well, certainly not Ronald Reagan. Nope. Not at all.
Looks more like Claude Akins from the 70’s trucking show Moving On.