I think Kara has specific ideas about the answers to her questions.
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Kara is putting two and two together.
I have no idea what her math skills are like.
What do you think?
Er’body remembers that Paste has a real name, too, right? ‘Carlaisle’ And before anyone wants to comment on the spelling of his name, remember that this is the woman who named her firstborn ‘Hubris’, so…
Poor Carl. Yeeeaaaaah.
I wonder if Carl got called that by a lotta people who knew Dorothy Draussen back then, or if something between then and now made her into the woman that Dorothy Foris is.
You guys have been wondering the same thing, I bet. Keeping you up at night and all?
Paste is one of those interviews you used to hear about… Tom Cruise on Oprah Winfrey’s show, Crispin Glover on David Letterman’s show, Anyone normal on Jerry Springer’s show, etc… He may not be asked back without some kind of apology, and a legal document with assurances that no weapons will be on his person.
There’s obviously a game of ‘telephone’ going on in the area. What started off as ‘Miz Cravettes lost her robe and hair in the Bouncy Castle, and Bob had to escort her home’ has mutated into ‘Bob’s dating Gollum after they met in the Bouncy Castle’ and will, over time, become a legendary romance between the surfer guy in ‘Point Break’ and a CGI character in a castle on the moon.
Food jokes. They’re just too easy. These days, you can make jokes about meat, about eggs, about veggies, about cookies, about beans, about processed stuff, about raw stuff… truly, the freedom we have in the opportunities to laugh at our own consumptions is truly amazing. There are no food groups, no diets, no allergies, no preferences that cannot successfully be made into some kinda gag. Gag. Pun intended.
I like ice cream.
And it gives me gas.
Hilarious.
How do you like ol’ Docta Pain, leaping out of the canoe and back into the bike race?! Nice, right? She’s got spunk. And probably a weapon, somewheres on her. I wouldn’t wanna find out.
And that Kara Biner, she’s really moved into the role of leader of her team, and not just a hotdog who needed backup. ‘Cause that role is taken by another competitor in the ‘Fest.
Speaking of other roles being taken…
You didn’t think Mr. Biner would be unaware of his powerful voice, didja?
You didn’t think he wouldn’t be crazy proud of it or anything, wouldja?
You didn’t suppose that Kara doesn’t just love her daddy for his unique, ear-splitting ability, shouldja?
You know when someone is playing up how hard they had it, they’re not really complaining.
They’re waiting for you to tell them what a stone cold trooper they are.
And if you TELL them what a stone cold trooper they are and they want more, well… what does THAT tell ya?
There’s usually at least one in every crowd, right? The person who worries that everyone is where they should be, doing what they should be, and thinking what they should be.
Donny is that person for this crowd. Everyone else has proven themselves to be pretty dang reckless, so they should count themselves lucky he’s there.
