Sorry for posting this late.
As usual, I was convinced I had it all set and ready to fire up at 01:11 this morning, but noooooooooo…
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Poor ol’ Miz Cravettes. It took her forty five minutes to get that hair on, and twelve seconds to bounce it off, and two seconds to forget that it wasn’t on her head any more, and less time than that to forget that she was carrying it around.
If ya know someone like Miz Cravettes, do what you can for her soon, okay? Like Bob.
Bob’s a good kid. Probably had a completely lovely gramma somewhere along the line.
… a completely lovely gramma who makes fantastic cookies and taught Bob to be a good kid.
Cookies are an excellent positive reinforcement tool. Grammas know that.
There’s obviously a game of ‘telephone’ going on in the area. What started off as ‘Miz Cravettes lost her robe and hair in the Bouncy Castle, and Bob had to escort her home’ has mutated into ‘Bob’s dating Gollum after they met in the Bouncy Castle’ and will, over time, become a legendary romance between the surfer guy in ‘Point Break’ and a CGI character in a castle on the moon.
Sorry for the delay. I changed my production schedule and my brain doesn’t ‘get’ the new flow.
Things in the bouncy castle got entertaining! Poor children got all traumatized, then calmed down, then got all traumatized all over again.
Not sure how traumatized Bob is. He’s vague about how weirded out he may or may not be.
Poor ol’ Miz Cravettes. There are so few joys left in her life. It’s very nice for her that she found a police officer who hasn’t yet taken any reports from her and is therefore still willing to write things down instead of just pretending to. Officer Pettigrew, I am assured, has saved a great deal of pencil lead and pen ink by only mimicking the action of writing things down when she gets as far as, “And I’ve phoned the Senate on several occasions, but THEY don’t seem…”
Unfortunately, you still have to listen at first to make sure she’s not talking about something that’s actually happening. It can be time consuming, but you remind yourself that the boy who cried ‘Wolf” actually knew whether or not there were wolves before he started yelling. Miz Cravettes? She might not know one way or t’other.
I don’t think the SWAT officer is technically supposed to be writing reports. He was probably supposed to get on the radio and get Officer Pettigrew to come do it, so it could be handled in proper channels.
But this officer, by golly, is trying to be a good representative of his office. Plus, the rest of his guys have rushed off to the funnel cake and churro stands, and he’s got some time to kill before they get back. Fortunately, the lady can kill some time. BOY, can she kill time. Kill it dead.
Sorry this is late! My fault. Loaded the cartoon at Patreon all wrong, and pushed it back here in order to keep my promise that Patrons get ’em slightly sooner than anyone else.
On the other hand… you get a Thursday cartoon!
Shoes are… not a good award.
Unless you’ve somehow won some Nike and Hoka sponsored race where they have to give you decent shoes in your own size.
And preferably in your own choice of color, ’cause some running shoes look like they’re designed to make drivers on the road swerve to avoid you in case the clashing colors somehow ruin their eyesight or give them acid flashbacks.
The Crazy-Ball game did look a bit like a clown riot, from a drone’s point of view- or from a nervous and well-funded SWAT-team’s point of view. I’m not saying anything political about “These Unprecedented Times” either. I’m just saying Crazy-Ball doesn’t look civilized.
It’s not SUPPOSED to, is it?
Also, there’s Jalepeno, and Habanero, and Ghost, and a half dozen other pepper names that came out of the ‘hot pepper’ craze a while back. I’m thinking ‘Nuclear Pepper’ could have or should have been one.
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