I don’t think the SWAT officer is technically supposed to be writing reports. He was probably supposed to get on the radio and get Officer Pettigrew to come do it, so it could be handled in proper channels.
But this officer, by golly, is trying to be a good representative of his office. Plus, the rest of his guys have rushed off to the funnel cake and churro stands, and he’s got some time to kill before they get back. Fortunately, the lady can kill some time. BOY, can she kill time. Kill it dead.