Since Hubris never officially received the shipment, then his provider must send a new batch. This one will be solved by the delivery company’s insurance and the provider’s insurance and whoever else was involved in the crash.
But Hubris probably is on the hook for the clean-up-
One of the delivery services is known here for almost gliding in with engine turned off (I swear on a book) and tiptoe up to your door, make less noise than a butterfly wing brushing the door when knocking, and sprint like a gazelle for the van when they set the package down. Usually with enough damage to need to file. Which if you don’t catch them before they leave, is difficult to do. The more trashed up the box the quieter they seem to deliver. I think this van works for the same one!
kara may be late back to the office. time to contact bob for he will know how to make those paint balls vanish fast not using a paint ball gun like paste would.
Had the accident happened 50 miles away, it would be obvious that Hubris has no liability. Because it happened in front of his store, he might want to participate in the cleanup for PR reasons, but since he never received the shipment, he’s not on the hook financially or legally.
Aha! That’s where they buried the Bad Luck Eye of the Little Yellow God…
(see Dangermouse cartoon series. Always wondered where that green gem went). In the landfill under that store. No wonder Hubris got it for so cheap…
That’s gonna take a while… Unless he can trick paste
Driver: “Your order’s in. Have a nice day.”
All those lovely dirty paintballs that won’t work now.
Hope Hubris files with the shipper.
He might be able to salvage the top few layers.
Since Hubris never officially received the shipment, then his provider must send a new batch. This one will be solved by the delivery company’s insurance and the provider’s insurance and whoever else was involved in the crash.
But Hubris probably is on the hook for the clean-up-
One of the delivery services is known here for almost gliding in with engine turned off (I swear on a book) and tiptoe up to your door, make less noise than a butterfly wing brushing the door when knocking, and sprint like a gazelle for the van when they set the package down. Usually with enough damage to need to file. Which if you don’t catch them before they leave, is difficult to do. The more trashed up the box the quieter they seem to deliver. I think this van works for the same one!
Good Goobly goop.. Did Hubris break dance in a mirror factory once?
kara may be late back to the office. time to contact bob for he will know how to make those paint balls vanish fast not using a paint ball gun like paste would.
They don’t mean for a person to literally “paint the town” … yeesh.
Had the accident happened 50 miles away, it would be obvious that Hubris has no liability. Because it happened in front of his store, he might want to participate in the cleanup for PR reasons, but since he never received the shipment, he’s not on the hook financially or legally.
That’s one way to hit some one with paintballs.
man, is that store built on an indian burial ground or something?
Worse. It’s built in a comic strip.
Aha! That’s where they buried the Bad Luck Eye of the Little Yellow God…
(see Dangermouse cartoon series. Always wondered where that green gem went). In the landfill under that store. No wonder Hubris got it for so cheap…
Maybe it’s built on a toxic luck dump filled with broken mirrors, unanswered chain letters, and cursed Ouija boards. Plus the Bad Luck Eye…