The competitors at the OutdoorFest have all learned- you can make it more fun by looking for the fuzzy edges of the rules.
…and then ignoring them if at all possible.
It’s all about spectacle, after all, not about rules and winners and losers and bloody noses and that guy that keeps throwing up outside the third porta-potty from the left. What’s that guy’s deal anyhow? He’s got issues. You can ask him to throw up outside a different porta-potty, but he doesn’t listen. He just… y’know.
Anyhow, there was a point to all this but I don’t recall what it was any more.
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