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The Targas that Bind

Jan06
by Jeff Cravens on January 6, 2011 at 5:14 am
Posted In: Talk About Toys

Jeff Outdoors –

The man abuses outdoor gear, so you don’t have to

G3 Targa T/9 Telemark Bindings


I started tele skiing on a pair of straight double camber Fischer Crowns with Vole cable bindings and leather boots.  Old school, baby.  Even though I’m skiing plastic boots on K2 Anti Piste and World Piste skis, I still like neutral bindings. Which is why I mounted G3’s Targa T/9 bindings on my two favorite pairs of skis.  I don’t find active bindings helpful, and, in the powder, the neutral binding makes the bliss of a sweet tele turn that much more blissful.  I haven’t tried the newer NTN bindings, which may be the future of tele bindings, but, let’s face it, how many of us have $400 for the bindings plus $700 for boots to find out if the hype is true.

If any of this makes sense to you, read on.

Pros

  • It’s light
  • It’s strong
  • It’s easy to get in and out of
  • It’s simple
  • It has changeable barrels/springs for different compression
  • It’s cheap

Cons

  • There aren’t any cons… unless you don’t like neutral feel bindings

Bottom Line

These are the best all around binding for tele skiers who don’t need active bindings and don’t want to spend much money.  Until somebody gives me a pair of NTN (new telemark norm) bindings and the boots to match, I’ll keep putting my money on the Targa.

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Is this a Dagger I see before me…

Dec17
by Greg Cravens on December 17, 2010 at 9:37 am
Posted In: Talk About Toys
Kayote says-

What’s Your Pick for Whitewater Kayak?

When informed opinions are best, I’m not your guy. But sometime I know the guy.  In this case, I know Mike.  Mike has paddled more whitewater kayaks than I can name, more even than possibly he can name.  Not only that, he designed the Dagger Kayak logo- the one that looks like either a dagger or a boat doing an ender, depending on your mood at the precise moment of looking up at it and going “Ah… Dagger kayaks.”  He also designed a LOT of their boat logos.  He doesn’t paddle just Dagger boats, though.  Here he in in a Fluid:
kayak,boat,lava,paddle,whitewater,water,Fluid,dagger,colorado,grand,canyon,

Mike Womack in Lava rapid on the Colorado, Grand Canyon

I know what you’re saying.  “The fluid seems to be… water.”  Ha.  You’re frickin’ hilarious.  The boat he’s in is made by Fluid.  Anyhow, since he’s paddled many boats down many whitewater rivers, I asked him “Hey Mike.  What’s YOUR favorite boat.”  He said, “The Kingpin.”  I said, “Why’s that?”  and he said, “Very stable, yet very aggressive playboat.”  So there you go.  Mike doesn’t fool around with his advice, and he knows what he’s talking about.  And now you know what he’s talking about.  Good boat:  Dagger Kingpin.
Now we just have to wait for next year’s boats and see if the advice changes.
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Box Tops

Dec05
by Jeff Cravens on December 5, 2010 at 9:06 am
Posted In: Talk About Toys

Jeff Outdoors-

The man abuses outdoor gear, so you don’t have to

Yakima Sky Box Pro 21

 

 

 

monkey boot box

The SkyBox in situ

 

 

I got tired of wrapping up my camping gear in crappy tarps and strapping it to the car roof with NRS straps, so I went cargo box shopping.  I was good until I looked at the price tags.  After the sales guy revived me with smelling salts, I settled on the high volume Yakima, roomy enough to hold a pack of wild monkeys and my buddies stinky ski boots upright (neither they nor the monkeys are allowed inside the car… ever).

Pros

–        The Pro models open from both sides – very important for short guys like me.

–        It has a neat feature that makes it impossible to pull the key out unless it’s fully latched.

–        It is super easy to get on and off your car once you set it up to fit your racks.

–        ZERO wind noise on my car and it doesn’t interfere with the hatchback opening.

Cons

–        The dern thing costs $670.

–        If you’ve got an SUV, you will not be able to drive through a standard garage door opening with this one.  Thule and Yakima both make lower volume models, which are lower profile.

–        If you’re related to Herman Munster, your cross-country skis won’t fit, but up to 190cm will fit easily.

Bottom Line

If you’ve got the cash, this is the roof top monster for you and your junk.

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The Force Of Will

Dec01
by Greg Cravens on December 1, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Posted In: Lies Around The Campfire

Scott Outdoors-

The Force Of Will

Outdoor adventure is where my heart is. Rafting, hiking, camping are things that get my blood racing by mere mention. It only makes sense my kids grew up exposed to those activities. Of course it makes me proud my son, Ben, is scheduled to climb 9,000 feet, Mt Baker this summer. His first multi day ascent will bring new experience and appreciation for life and nature.

Many times I have left the door open for other kids and adults to learn and become more familiar with the outdoors along my side. My friend, Kevin, has worked with at risk children for years and used our joint knowledge of the wilderness as a tool in guiding them. A few years back he and I found ourselves in just that situation. My kids, a couple of local kids and a few adults were camping in Savage Gulch north of Chattanooga. Our special guest was Will. Will was 6′ 2″ and near 300 pounds at 14 years old. He epitomized Ghetto Fabulous. My entire backpack didn’t weigh as much as the gold hub cap he wore around his neck. When I expressed interest in calling an old Army buddy that spoke several languages to interpret, Kevin explained Will was talking to us using street slang. I asked if he would just draw me pictures of what he wanted. I did find it interesting that “butterfaith” is what you call girls that are really cute but too involved in church to hang out with the bad boys. I was also interested to learn that a “freetimer” is someone who’s unemployed and doesn’t have a wardrobe but a “floordrobe”. That is more simply explained as keeping your clothes in piles on your floor, clean pile, dirty pile and most likely clean pile.

I had been around kids like Will before this trip, so I wasn’t amazed when he espoused to have more life experience in his brief time on Earth than my 30 something years of travel and adventure. His bravado didn’t even wear thin when Kevin and I set up a 200 foot rappel on a nearby cliff. Will actually volunteered to be the first one over the edge. Though I am sure Will had tons of experience rappelling in the projects of Nashville, I made him sit through the instruction period with rest of the kids and adults. I explained to all there is one phrase you should always keep ready, belay on. Belay on is the simple instruction for the safety man (belayer) at the bottom of the rope to pull it… taunt. This action brings the person on the rope to a complete stop and a chance to rest or prepare to finish the rappel.

Kevin and I set the order of decent. I went first to test the ropes, followed by my son and so on. Kevin was the safety man on the top and Will would take his turn last. All went well and I understand that Will’s enthusiasm didn’t waiver. When he was attached to the rope, Kevin said Will walked over the cliff edge without hesitation. Will dropped out of sight faster than Michael Jackson at an all girl’s school. Kevin’s yell for BELAY echoed from the neighboring canyon walls. I stared straight up at a huge hurling mass flying down the rope. I pulled the rope with every ounce of strength in me and only slowed Will’s decent. The seconds seemed like minutes and I pictured myself being crushed by this size 42 butt from above. How would my kids explain my death? My dad was crushed by a ghetto beast? What would my tomb stone say? “Here lies Scott. Proof too much Will can be fatal”. I closed my eyes and began the Lord’s Prayer when I finally felt the jerk in the rope that accompanied the stop of the person rappelling when belayed. By this time I had laid so far back on the rope and pulled so hard I was parallel with the ground.  To see above me I only had to open my eyes. Above me less than 3 feet dangled Will’s feet. Hands hanging by his sides, he exclaims “That is dope! I’m doing it again!”

Covered in a pool of sweat and shaking from what I considered a near death experience for both of us I lowered him to the ground. “No” I answered, “I think it is time to go back to camp. I think I have some clean shorts there.”

└ Tags: adventure, belay, biner, carabiner, climb, climbing, rappel, rock, rope, Scott, Will
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Abominable SnowEtiquette

Dec01
by Jeff Cravens on December 1, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Posted In: Play Nice

Jeff Outdoors –

Trail Users


Here in Washington, the “tweens” are over.  The mountains have snow and every yahoo with a pair of skis, snowshoes, or snowmobile is digging through closets and garages.  It doesn’t matter which group you belong to, you’re going to run into the other group. To avoid conflict on the trail, there are just a few simple rules of the road to follow.

Stay out of closed areas.  Nothing will get a 70 year old woman mad enough to kick you off your Ski Doo faster than taking your snow mobile onto a non-motorized road.

Don’t walk on the ski track.  Cross country skiers put a lot of energy (and sometimes money) into the ski track.  If there isn’t a snowshoe track already in place – MAKE A NEW ONE – which doesn’t cross the ski track.

If you’re riding your sled on a multiuse trail, ride down the middle so that the ski tracks on the side aren’t destroyed, and use common sense courtesy by slowing down when you pass snowshoers and skiers.  The noise of the two strokes and the smoke can ruin any non-motorized users day, so if you show a little respect, you’ll get loads in return.

If you are a non-motorized user and a snowmobile passes you, hold up the number of fingers that correspond to the number of skiers or snowshoers in your group BEHIND you. This lets the motorized user know how many more people to watch out for so that they’re not surprised.  It also increases the positive communication between these contentious groups (unless you use the wrong finger for “one”).

Happy skiing, sledding, snowshoeing, and playing in the snow! And remember, GET OUTSIDE!

└ Tags: country, cross, mountain, outside, play, run, ski, skis, sled, sledding, snow, snowboard, snowmobile, snowshoes, trail, washington
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