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R.I.P. Manky Boots

Apr10
by Greg Cravens on April 10, 2011 at 4:30 pm
Posted In: Talk About Toys

Katote says:

What’s Your Favorite Footwear?

So we’ve all had favorite footwear, right? That pair of whatevers that you can’t imagine doing without? I had some camping boots for a while that went on a number of motorcycle trips, and more kayaking trips than I can figure, and a few hikes here and there for whatever reasons. They got wet and waterproofed so many times that when they finally cracked up there was no question as to whether I might get another wearing out of them, much less another season. Those aren’t the boots I’m talking about though. They were good, but they weren’t great.

The great ones were an old pair of goretex waterproof Vasques.

I don’t know the model. I didn’t know their age. They were given to me by a buddy who combs the thrift stores for treasures. He found these boots. Size 11 Vasque somethingorothers. He said, “You want these?” “Yes, yes, I do.” Easy as that, I had some boots that had, sometime in their past, been really nice. They were well broken in now. Not wrecked- just broken in. And they fit. I didn’t discover that right away, of course. Footwear is not something you pick up from the thrift store and shove straight on your own feet. There are issues to address. I didn’t know how to address them, and so it may have been nearly a year before I thought I’d just spray ’em with everything in the cabinet that might kill whatever fungal growths were still hanging around after all this time in my closet. I sprayed ’em. I sniffed at ’em. I eventually was brave enough to stick my hand in ’em and feel around for anything horrifying. As it turned out, the boots were fine. Might fine. I wore those poor ol’ things for the next few years, not just on cold, wet, funky days (which I always did after I discovered they were Gore-Tex and waterproof) but nearly every day. Good footwear is a blessing, and I had never ponied up the big bucks for extra nice Vasque anythings. Now, after years of devoted service when the heels had been Gooped and repaired too many times and the stitching was finally breaking down, I let ’em go. Those nearly devine, probably-twenty-year-old blessings finally had to be tossed. They went on hundreds of miles of walks, skateboard rides, bicycle rides, and even off-road trail unicycling (for which they proved to be the absolute best thing ever, as the soles somehow fit those vicious pins on my unicycle pedals) They slopped around in the wet bottoms of canoes and dangled off my backpack just in case. I miss ’em. They were good. Now, I’m burning rapidly through a pair of New Balance high-top ‘country walkers’, also given to me by my buddy who found them in another thrift store. But y’know, I’m ’bout to pony up the good bucks for another top-of-the-line pair of Vasque hikers. Maybe lightning doesn’t strike twice, but you don’t hit the lottery if’n you don’t buy a ticket, either. Wish me luck.

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Upping the Anti

Mar27
by Jeff Cravens on March 27, 2011 at 8:03 pm
Posted In: Talk About Toys

Jeff Outdoors –

The man abuses outdoor gear, so you don’t have to

K2 Anti Piste Telemark Skis

I finally got out on my Anti Piste in some Utah powder last month. It took me a while to get used to the bottomless powder (it’s been a while), but after a couple of runs, I was on top and grinning like a fool. I’ve skied them several times these last two weeks here in Washington, and I can say that they perform well in powder and carve well on groomers and untracked snow. The rocker was not much of an adjustment. If you’ve been scared of getting rockered skis, don’t be. I prefer my shorter, skinnier World Piste for narrow chutes, crud, chewed up piste, and hard pack. By the way, I ski these with T2 boots and G3 Targa bindings – no sweat.

Pros
– Powder!

– Rocker makes it possible to carve easily on groomers and untracked snow despite the extra length.

– These skis are perfect for your first pair of rockered powder tele skis.

Cons
– You buy these skis longer than an unrockered ski. There’s more ski there than you’re used to.

– The rocker tip catches snow unexpectedly when you’re skiing chewed up snow and makes it feel like you’re skiing a huge ski… which, you are!

Bottom Line
Great ski. Nice flex. It’s a powder ski that can groove the groomers when needed. I recommend it. Don’t be fooled by the over-do-it crowd, T2’s are plenty of boot for skiing double blacks on these skis.

└ Tags: anti piste, groove, jeff, K2, outdoors, rocker, ski, skis, snow, T2s, telemark, Utah, washington
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Gromination

Mar26
by Greg Cravens on March 26, 2011 at 5:56 pm
Posted In: Blog

Have you been to http://k2groms.com/ ?
There’s games and puzzles and such. And I drew the cartoon characters and backgrounds.
I didn’t do all the heavy lifting, like the animations or writing code and all that, but I drew the little characters and the stuff they ski on.

└ Tags: Advertising cartoon, animation, Cartoonist, cravens, games, greg, grom, groms, K2, kids, website
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Slip Sliding Away

Jan08
by Jeff Cravens on January 8, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Posted In: Play Nice

Jeff Outdoors –

Grown Men Sled Too

Sledding is not just for tykes.  It doesn’t matter if your knees are shot, or you’ve got that thing that hurts when it rains.  You owe it to yourself to find a hill with snow on it, and throw yourself down it on top of neon plastic.  Sure, you’ll be sore the next day, but when was the last time you did something that made you giggle?

Location, location, location. Any public federal land is good.  Many state, local and city parks allow sledding as well.  Find a spot that has a clear run-out, and avoid gullies or frozen creek beds.

Tubes or toboggans? Inner tubes, saucers, and sleds with smooth bottoms are called “spleen busters” by ER staff for a reason.  You can’t see where you’re going if you’re spinning around, and tubes throw you off when you hit a bump.  Many plastic sleds have molded runners along the bottom that allow you to steer by dragging your hands or feet or just scooting your rear end around.

Allergic to pain? Put a closed cell foam pad, or something to cushion the bumps, in the bottom of the sled.  This will soften the blows and add considerable warmth.

Dress for success.  Dress like you’re going skiing or hunting in a storm.  You will get snow stuffed in every opening, despite your best intentions to “take it easy”.

To Air is Human.  I once happened upon an accident where a grown man thought it would be cool to launch his sled over a 3 foot drop off into deep snow.  He didn’t do any practice runs, he just went for it… and left in an ambulance with a spinal injury.  Know your limits.  Catching air is fun and easy. Landing can be painful and difficult without some planning and practice.

Enjoy the season.  Play hard.  Laugh harder.

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No One Gets Left Behind

Jan07
by Greg Cravens on January 7, 2011 at 11:17 am
Posted In: Lies Around The Campfire

Dennis Outdoors says:

I’m reminded of one night in West Virginia.

Maybe another in Georgia.

Okay, a few in Arkansas, a couple more in NC and TN maybe more in Idaho, Montana, Colorado. Not to forget more than a few in NE Alabama and East TN.

Most of my paddling buddies and a few of my hunter friends and motorcycle buddies can relate.

In an effort to make something good of this, please consider;

I’ve been awake most of the night. I got word by phone yesterday that a good friend and co-worker is in a Burn Unit in Seattle. If God deems it, and is merciful to him, he won’t live much longer. If not, he will survive minus an arm and unemployed, severely handicapped at retirement age, to live a lonely life of pain and impairment. A difficult life just got more so in either event.

He lost the wife of his youth to cancer long ago. He has been mostly alone since then, but has had lots of friends. A Very Likeable Guy.

I’ve ridden motorcycles (His is a Harley) and kayaked down the river a few times with him. Partied with him a few times. Alcohol had become a mainstay of his surviving daily life. No idea how he kept his job driving, but he has been a driver longer than I’ve been a mechanic, which is to say A Long Time, as both of us are/were nearing retirement.

New Year’s Eve, my buddy was the last one up at a bonfire, finishing up the Celebration.

Extremely Inebriated and alone. Again.  Somewhere about 4am, he passed out and fell in the fire. He was found there sometime after dawn, lying, still, in the dying embers. I would not have believed it possible to get drunk enough, yet still alive, to not awaken to the pain of burns such as he has suffered.
So please, add this one to the list. Do Not Leave your drunk friends alone at a campfire. Most of us have done so at one time or another.

I myself have been both the drunk and the one to leave the drunk behind. And so have many of those reading.

And Please Pray that God be Merciful to this unfortunate soul.
Thy Will Be Done.

Greg’s P.S.-   Unlike a lot of internet chatter, this is from an email written firsthand.  I know Dennis. He knows me. The story is now traveling out into the realms of third- and fourth-hand stories, and I’m sorry that I can’t personally go along and explain that here and now, January 2011, this is happening.  It’s real, and so far it’s unadorned- straight from the heart of the guy who wrote it.  A year from now, you might catch yourself on Snopes.com trying to work out whether it ever really happened because some imbeciles will repost it after adding crap about space aliens or  campaigns to send cards to the guy who’s trying to get into the Guinness Book Of World Records, or the story will be packed full of heart-rending ironic details about the burned man’s life or family or poignant final thoughts.  Well, I can’t stop that from happening, but as for you reading now… just remember to look after your pals, okay?  Leave no one behind.

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