You should never say that anything is a particular superlative… without qualification.
What I mean is, if you say, “This is the worst meal ever.” you should probably qualify it, or the Great Universal Sense Of Humor will kick in and the next meal you’re presented with will still be moving and will cause explosive disembowelment or something. If you say, “You are the biggest liar!” to someone, someone else will come along and sucker you into something even scammier. (According to spellcheck, I just invented the word ‘scammier’.)
So, if you say some kind of bike racer is the weirdest, you’re just opening the door to something you hadn’t planned on ever seeing.
It’s like double-dog daring the universe to be more startling than you’re prepared for. And that the dumbest thing anyone could do.
Uh-oh. I superlatived. Watch out. Something’s gonna be dumber than ever now.
Stationary bike hopping beats tai chi on a horse on a trampoline, but that’s because there’s been two horses through the trampoline, but there was only ONE stationary bike….
Does stationary bike hopping like that give you hernias?
Just wondering.
I’m not sure if a hernia is happening, here, but I look at that face & wonder if he’s getting, maybe, less-than-100%-protection from his athletic cup … ?
Say Greg Craven, I think that there is a d missing from wierest in panel 2. Not that I should be editing in the comments section. BTW I an loving where this is going because I have no idea where this is going.
This is the best food I have ever tasted. All food will pale in comparison to this food for the rest of my life.
Murphy’s Law doesn’t hold when you’re expecting it to.
Doesn’t hold in the way you expect it to either. The only food left in my house right now is MRE crackers, unsalted.
Something that is actually worse than stale matzo crackers. My sympathy. Hope payday is soon.
I’d like to thank Mr. Greg for the mail I got yesterday!
I adorned my PC with one of the “Team Hubris” patches, because, honestly, it’s sick.
If you want to get patches, stickers, and maybe an original Hubris or The Buckets cartoon … go to Patreon and donate some coffee money to Greg. Click the big orange “P” on the left side.
Well, now we know where that guy went. By the end of the race, he’ll probably gotten more milage out of that bike than most people in North America. (No superlatives) Hope it’s still under warranty.
By the end of the race that guy’s ab-game is going to be second to none. Abs of Titanium (steel is not enough for that)
‘the weirest pack of bikes’seems to be missing something, like a letter…
Scammy, scammier, scammiest. Hey, it’s English.
Extra points there!