Look how hard I make it for these imaginary people to compete and how easy I’m making it for you guys!

I’ve received several more entrants since posting the application again.  If you haven’t applied, you can scroll down, and make the Herculean effort required to download, fill out, and attach a photo to the application while still retaining the ability to email the thing to me afterward.  That’s so easy compared to these poor lost souls that Paste can’t fit onto his coattails.