Look how hard I make it for these imaginary people to compete and how easy I’m making it for you guys!
I’ve received several more entrants since posting the application again. If you haven’t applied, you can scroll down, and make the Herculean effort required to download, fill out, and attach a photo to the application while still retaining the ability to email the thing to me afterward. That’s so easy compared to these poor lost souls that Paste can’t fit onto his coattails.
Wow! Is the early post a Mother’s Day gift to US? Thanks, Greg!
Paste is definitely dealing Mal a favor. Can they all land on Mal another six times though ‘practicing’?
I was more hoping for a few dozen time more. hehe
Ima going to join Mal’s team to get the $200, which will pay for the entrance fees for my team, then I’ll wait just in case an opening opens on Paste’s team. Obviously.
Personally, I don’t think I would join Mal’s team even for 10 000 bucks…UNLESS I can use him as a landing mat. MAYBE THEN.
Actually earning his place, being a leader, being honest.. D-did they hide the pod well enough?
I don’t think so, unless they wrap it in duct tape for the cardboard kayak race.
Okay, someone from Sportsmart leaked Dodohead’s new name.
Doodoohead’s
I don’t know if my application made it or not? I submitted during the first round.
But I think I confused some stuff and also I think I saved it has png instead of jpeg.
Why, yes, of course I have your app, Bri! I have not yet pulled out all the stops on the Team which you indicated you want to be a part of, though, and so I have not yet had the inexpressible joy of drawing you on a bicycle, base jumping off the climbing tower with a bedsheets and two tarps duct taped to your arms. Gonna be fun on a bun. Oops. Spoilers.
Haha awesome! Thanks!
With or without lit road flares?
SO … not only did I meet Frank (the colourist for The Buckets) I also met a friend of Greg’s … Dave Coverly … who draws the fairly funny “Speed Bump”.
I’m hoping next year GREGORY CRAVENS will show up to Toronto Comics and Arts Festival in … well, Toronto, Ontario so I can finally shake the big oafs hand. (I call him an oaf, but I love Greg like a … hmmm … friends sibling?)
As the demand for Hubris, The Buckets, and various other comic books and children’s books one day to be on the shelves, grows, my allure will overwhelm the organizers of the Toronto Comics and Arts Festival. They will call up with a caring and thoughtful offer to fly me up there and pay for my room, at which time I will grandiloquently accept, while stipulating that I’m to be provided three 24 oz. Diet Mountain Dews with the caps still screwed down, chilled to 33.45 degrees brought to me by Dave Coverly’s booth babes dressed as popular Muppets characters. I will then do a marathon 28 hour panel on working from one damned room for twenty years on any cartooning job that every monkey that can work a telephone is pleased to ask for while still wondering why I have nothing in the bank. It’ll be great. Oops. Spoilers.
Also, I know John and Ann and Mike and Hilary were at that table, and if none of them admitted to being my friend, I’m HURT! HURT, I tells ya! Buncha danged Yankee Mooks.
Everyone I talked to at that booth, said they knew you! I want to buy a copy of Ann’s book at month’s end.
I got a drawing from Dave! I am impressed with NCS and the comics.
Look, you get yet ass up here, I will personally dress in a French Maid costume, and wait on you hand and foot for 2 days.
Including Diet MTN Dew chilled to 0.4C and uncapped in your presence.
That may or may not take handing out brain bleach afterwards, Allan, are you SURE the world is ready to see your gams in fishnet stockings…..?
Also, I have to think up more demands, as the Diet Mountain Dew is to be chilled to American Fahrenheit, not that ridiculous foreign Canadian temperature. I’ll need to check with Mick Jaggar about the green M&Ms and see how that’s worked out for the Stones.
Those green M&M’s have to be delivered bottled in a formerly full Chartreuse (liqueur) 110 proof bottle. (the 70 proof is yellow, it must be the green stuff. That stuff will sear your eyes and the only way I could drink it was to hold my nose. The slightest whiff of it and I was done with it!!!!!) they must deliver a video of the organizers emptying the bottle for you too…