You know how it’s been called ‘The Stone Age’ because, y’know, they found stone tools and obviously the men made the stone tools and killed food and everyone in the human race survived the ice ages and everything?   Well, you realize, of course, that they’ve since found fossilized woven surfaces.

So, yeah.  Buncha naked men running around with pointed rocks, grinning about how smart they were and then dragging a dead animal home to… the women who were wearing woven leather clothes, and carrying things around in woven grass baskets and sleeping on woven mats.

Stone age.  Riiiiiiight.  And somebody kept drinking all the fermented berry juice the women were saving for Sa’urday night, too.