Creativity counts towards style points.
I’m working on a way to break the record with 434 broken bones at one go in a crash that I can still walk away from. Then I can get on with my life. It’s not something I want to fixate over.
I think there’s fewer than 434 bones in the human body. You’re looking at breaking most of them more than once. That’d get you a starring role in the next Jackass movie.
I’m a busy man. I have places to see and people to go. I’m looking for a way to break one bone in 434 places. I’ll sell the rights to Jackass if they come in with the top bid.
A sadist and a masochist meet. The masochist tells the sadist to hurt him. The sadist says “No.”
So what’s Jacie Chan’s total?
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