Lowell is going to be in the ER within 150 feet as he doesn’t have cast titanium alloy feet like Bob does….Or even a fraction of the street smarts (yep that’s a street, doesn’t count)…. This is going to be good or fantastically short.
Being Hubris didn’t work.
Being Paste didn’t work.
Being Ed Honcho’s lackey didn’t work.
Being John Malkovich didn’t work.
Maybe being a Bob will work.
Unfortunately not even Lowell knows what being Lowell means.
But this much is true: you can’t be someone else, you can only be the best “you” you can be whatever that may be. You can “bend it like Beckham” or “move like Jagger” but when it comes down to it only Beckham and Jagger can be Beckham and Jagger.
Interesting to see where this might go.
“You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd,
you can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd.
You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd,
but you can be happy if you’ve a mind to!” *Roger Miller
You’re not fooling ME. That song’s from Jackass II, just before Johnny Knoxville gets himself trampled by some Bison. The skates really slowed him down.
Just wanted to point out I’m old enough to remember this one coming out 🙂
As for the Jackass movies they should have deported anyone that decided to make the movies, and definitely anyone that starred in them. Darwin Award winner Nominees… (chlorine in the gene pool)
“One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater” IS before my time. 🙂
Instead of a snipe hunt maybe Lowell needs to find one of those, take it to Vegas and open a wedding chapel. At least he could make others happy and make a good living….
looks like bob just got a free house for the only way lowel would be happy is if hubris closed down his store and he was running his former place of work not going to happen.
Lowell is going to be in the ER within 150 feet as he doesn’t have cast titanium alloy feet like Bob does….Or even a fraction of the street smarts (yep that’s a street, doesn’t count)…. This is going to be good or fantastically short.
Ooo. A walkabout. Neat.
Being Hubris didn’t work.
Being Paste didn’t work.
Being Ed Honcho’s lackey didn’t work.
Being John Malkovich didn’t work.
Maybe being a Bob will work.
Lord knows being a Lowell isn’t working.
Unfortunately not even Lowell knows what being Lowell means.
But this much is true: you can’t be someone else, you can only be the best “you” you can be whatever that may be. You can “bend it like Beckham” or “move like Jagger” but when it comes down to it only Beckham and Jagger can be Beckham and Jagger.
Interesting to see where this might go.
Ah, “The Pursuit of Happyness” …
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“You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd,
you can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd.
You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd,
but you can be happy if you’ve a mind to!” *Roger Miller
You’re not fooling ME. That song’s from Jackass II, just before Johnny Knoxville gets himself trampled by some Bison. The skates really slowed him down.
It was released in 1965 on ‘Return of Roger Miller’ his #2 released album. So it predates Jackass anything by a few years…. (Jackass II released 2006)
Good heavens. You were NOT expecting me NOT to be sarcastic, were you?
Just wanted to point out I’m old enough to remember this one coming out 🙂
As for the Jackass movies they should have deported anyone that decided to make the movies, and definitely anyone that starred in them. Darwin Award winner Nominees… (chlorine in the gene pool)
“One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater” IS before my time. 🙂
Instead of a snipe hunt maybe Lowell needs to find one of those, take it to Vegas and open a wedding chapel. At least he could make others happy and make a good living….
The path to happiness comes from within.
looks like bob just got a free house for the only way lowel would be happy is if hubris closed down his store and he was running his former place of work not going to happen.
Free only if Lowell owns it free and clear. Else rent or a mortgage payment or two will get the place cleaned out… 🙁
Unless Lowell meets Crazy Dog Lady and she takes a liking to Lowell and is feelthee rich too. 😉