What do they tell the cops when they get there?  “Yes, we called because the lady was having a fit of some kind.  No, we weren’t able to keep her here, because Bob gave her his pants.” and “Her description? Well, let’s see, 5’5”, brown hair, glasses, and waving a pair of men’s surf shorts over her head shouting “Different Ones!”… “What’s that officer?  Oh.  The shorts were red.”