Does it make it funnier if I mention that the crossing guard’s name is Ms. Stephanie?
I didn’t think so. The fact is, the REAL crossing guard I see most weekdays is Ms. Stephanie. After seeing some of the horrific stuff she has to do out in the street, I told her one day (after Captain America came out) that she didn’t need that fiddly little stop sign- she needed a big ol’ bulletproof shield to smash into car hoods when people blocked the walkways or nearly ran her down. I worry for Ms. Stephanie. People drive CRAZY.
Sorry I’m late with the update, today! Yesterday ran very long, and some things came up. I think I might start trying to prep these things a week or so in advance. You’d think I’d know to do that already, but you know how it goes. Enjoy!
