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More photos of Famous Cartoonists… with me in them too.

Aug23
by Greg Cravens on August 23, 2012 at 9:10 am
Posted In: Dirty Pictures

Here’s a photo of the famous and wonderful Jack Davis- star of Mad Magazine and more books and ads and posters and comic books and stuff than you can conceive that one person did in a single lifetime.  He’s my hero.  That’s why I leapt into the photo as it was being taken and then ‘appropriated’ the camera’s memory card so the shot couldn’t be erased as being useless.  Look!  It looks like Mr. Jack and I actually met and talked and stuff!

This was taken at the National Cartoonist Society’s Southeast Chapter Fall Meeting (or maybe at a Reuben Division Judging weekend) at the University of Georgia- timed to coincide with the Jack Davis Award being given to Sergio Aragones.   It was really, really awesome.

└ Tags: Jack Davis, Mad Magazine, Sergio Aragones, UGA
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Back pedaling

Aug21
by Jeff Cravens on August 21, 2012 at 10:27 am
Posted In: Dirty Pictures

I will not usually be the first to admit I screwed up, because I usually don’t notice, but I’m usually quick to acknowledge the insightful person who points out that I screwed up.

Nobody has actually said so this time, but I screwed up and freely admit it.  Being absolutely stunned that Won could identify just about any dried up old sign outside just about any old national forest or park or whatever, I gave you a photo from inside a Taco joint outside of Denver.

Apparently, that didn’t go over too well.

So, I followed up with the image I had originally thought might come before the Taco Joint.  It was this one:

And apparently, I had ruined the game’s momentum by then.  Won very kindly didn’t answer within the hour, giving other budding detectives a chance.  Those budding detectives blew it. Nobody guessed it, although a quick glance shows us that an anonymous poster said it wasn’t in Oregon.  Oregon presumably wouldn’t use plastic fake wood.  Good detective work, there, in my opinion.

But that’s as far as we’ve gotten.  So I reckon I’ll do the big reveal now.

 

And you’ll notice that it’s not, in fact, Oregon.  Well done, Anonymous.  This isn’t, you see, a national park or state wildlife area.  What do you want to bet that’s why it was trickier than those other signs?  I believe that the sign says, “Outlets at Silverthorne’ up at the top.  It may actually be a retail space, in which Jeff The Photographer was pulling a dirty stunt, but no dirtier than me tossing in the Taco Joint when we were on such a roll.

Oh, well.  Might as well toss another shot in today, just for good measure:

Here’s Andy, scoping out what is apparently an ad for ‘Hubris Brand Tequila Blanco’.  I don’t currently offer Hubris Brand Tequila Blanco, but if the demand is there, and any of us knows somebody who works at a Tequila manufacturer… or a Winery… or a Brewer… well, let me know and I’ll see what can be done.

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MoreOnTV, again

Aug18
by Greg Cravens on August 18, 2012 at 3:02 pm
Posted In: Non-Hubris comics

Some of you read The Buckets, besides coming here.  Did you know that I work on another regular feature?  I’ve mentioned it before, but here it is again.  It’s MoreOnTV, written by Jay Schiller.  It pokes fun at Media in general, in the categories of Entertainment, Sports, and Politics… and especially where they overlap.

And man, these days, do they ever overlap.

The ultimate expression of MoreOnTV (Moron TV, y’know.) would be to see Maury Povich guest host an episode of Entertainment Tonight about a FOX news flap concerning Bruce Jenner and Monica Lewinsky on Dancing With The “Stars”, going up against, say, Chas Bono and Sarah Palin’s daughter while pregnant with Tiger Woods baby (not sayin’ which one would be pregnant) as a way to promote (or protest) Cuban nationals having out-of-wedlock babies paid for by U.S. health insurance multi-nationals jointly owned by Mitt Romney, Richard Simmons, and… I haven’t worked out how to get Neo-nazis in there, but they would be, wouldn’t they?

 

I like this one.  It’s true that sex sells.  Our brain stems are very proficient at getting us to look at sexy things and follow them around without us seeming to notice that we’re not getting anything done.  But in this case, Lolo is going to earn a lot of scratch for being an sexy athlete who’s never had sex.  Sounds good.

└ Tags: Lolo, mcdonald's, Nike, no sex, Oakley, Olympics, red bull, sex, virgin
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Stare at my Racks

Aug16
by Greg Cravens on August 16, 2012 at 9:04 am
Posted In: Talk About Toys

So.  Around 1996 or so, I bought this Suburban.  And the first thing I did was put racks on it because we were going to the river that weekend.  Those racks lasted an awfully long time.  They’re gone now- the years took their toll and we didn’t kayak so much these days. My wife hated the wind noise so she removed the racks before a long trip- after I asked her not to take off the racks.  You see, a long time ago, Yakima towers had these funny plastic/nylon thumbswitchee thingies that you used to tighten the rig, and then you turned the key on your locking cores and voila!  Racks.

But the little plastic nylon whatchamacallems, they only last thirteen or fourteen years or so, what with all the UV radiation and hard use and me probably not installing or using them correctly.  I dunno.  They broke.  And I’m not that great at remembering where keys are. So when the racks came off, they were off pretty much for good.

But the few times I’ve needed to transport boats, well… kayaks are pretty short these days.  You can chuck a six foot boat into the back of a Suburban and drive to the river. And you can, in a pinch, tie a canoe down on the factory luggage rack.  It’s not a great idea, but whattaya gon’ do. Throw some foam blocks under it and hope for the best.

Til now.  The family is starting to kayak.  I’ve been taking the kids to the local lakes and rivers to paddle.

For the first time since 1996, I had to go buy racks.  Just the towers.  I still have my old bars, chewed up as they are.

So I did the research and found that I needed ‘RailGrabs’ now.  Off to the local version of the Outdoors Galore Store.  It’s called Outdoors, Inc.  They had what I needed.

The installation was easier than the old ones.  Partly because I eschewed the locking cores this time.  There’s a clever little system that requires you to figure out which of three parts to install in each tower before you go to the truck to tighten things into place.  Nice.

I may have the wrong parts installed.  After dry-fitting a couple of things, I went with the middle sized clamp arms, and maybe now that I’ve had a good long shakedown drive lugging four boats, I think maybe I’ll redo the things with the small clamp arms.  I’ve got to do some fine tuning either way.  I’ve put the bars too far apart, so that if one boat is racked cockpit down, the highest (lowest) point of the cockpit sort of touches the truck roof.  There’s enough paint missing over the last 16 years without scrubbing any off the roof.

Moving the bars closer together will probably fix the stacker bar issue I have, too.  The stacker bars are the vertical bars that you can strap boats to either side of.  Mine sort of turned on me, as I racked some pretty short kid boats. With the bars so far apart, the straps tried to migrate toward the ends of the boats and pulled the stackers.  No matter.  Fine tuning never killed anyone I met so far.

Final thought: Rail Grabs are some nice work.  They’re easier to fit and adjust than the old towers I had ages ago, so obviously Yakima is continuing to fine tune their gear over the years.  And they’re not so tricky that I shy away from working on them.  With my old towers, I’d probably have been more inclined to say, “Oh, they’re up there and they’re holding.  No sense fooling around.”

Well done, Yakima.  Thumbs up on the initial use of RailGrabs.  Now we just have to run the experiment for thirteen or fourteen years and see how they do.

└ Tags: CHevy, Dagger, kayak, LiquidLogic, Outdoor Galore Store, Outdoors Inc, racks, RailGrabs, Suburban, yakima
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Zippin’

Aug14
by Greg Cravens on August 14, 2012 at 9:15 am
Posted In: Dirty Pictures

So the new thing these days seems to be Ziplines. Went back to the Ocoee river a week or so ago.  New Zipline place.  My buddy, he says the Scout Camp an hour or two farther East has ziplines, not to mention the Nantahala Outdoor Center’s zipline park I heard a rumor about or saw an ad or something.  Zip parks goin’ up all over the place.  Like this one in Florida I went to last weekend:

This is my oldest kid on the practice line.  Zip.  I didn’t get photos of the big line- it was raining, and I just don’t know how much of that my phone is likely to put up with, even with my nice Mophie case.  I may have to do a product review of the ol’ Mophie case.

So- If you happen to find yourself in the Florida panhandle and need a good zipline experience, there’s Adventures Unlimited to visit.  They also have canoes and kayaks and tubing and all. Good looking grounds, nice staff, pleasant office.  Our guides were Kevin and Desiree.  Good guides.  You’ll be lucky if they’re your guides.  They’re pleasant and efficient and don’t seem as though they’re bored out of their minds with this zip course, which they might be, considering how many times they must have done it.  It rained on us, which kept things nice and cool for a bit, and made the final zip pretty fast and the braking a little iffy (I used both hands)  We didn’t do the massive 5-hour trip, which clocks in at $129 a head, but we plan to save up our pennies and do that one next time.  We did ‘Taste Of The Tours’ this time for $89 a head, and it was good, but you come away thinking that you’ve still got some ziplining left in ya, and you’d like to do more.

I was lumbered with a string backpack as we were told we might want water while we were out.  We did want water, but there was also a hose strategically run up one of the towers for that.  We took snacks and all sorts of stuff.  Don’t do that.  It’s entirely possible that if we hadn’t been rained on, we would have really, really been glad to have a few water bottles on us, but the ‘Taste Of The Tours’ trip isn’t long enough to panic about such stuff.  Clip a bottle to your belt.  Stick a small soda in your pocket or something.  It’s not that I noticed that I had the pack on, or that it caused problems, it’s just that when we got back to the car, I wondered why I bothered.  The pack is a cute souvenir, I guess, but it’s going into a pile of daypacks and various too-small-to-be-of-much-use bags.

My wife wanted to see more wildlife on the trip.  The traffic through the treetops made the local squirrels change their home trees, so we didn’t go zipping past any startled treerats.  We did see a lovely blue-tailed skink while waiting for the guides to come and start our trip, though.  Fast little devil. No photos, sorry.  I don’t know if anyone else ever sees any animal life on this run, but it’s bound to be fun if they do.  Skimming over the heads of armadillos or skunk apes or whatever they have down there sounds entertaining.

On the way back to the condo, we speculated that as more and more zip parks show up, competition and familiarity will thin the crowds and cause the prices to come down.  I assume that like Bungee Jumping, or the trampoline pits that had a vogue back in the early 1970s (and also seem to be resurging now), that ziplines will wax and wane in popularity.  For now, Adventures Unlimited is a good solid one.  It gets a Hubris Thumbs Up.

└ Tags: Adventures Unlimited, canoe, florida, kayak, Nantahala Outdoor Center, Ocoee, skunk ape, swamp ape, tube, wildlife, Zipline
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