I have a brother-in-law who’s a pilot.  He says that American lady who just married the British guy didn’t go after him ’cause he’s famous and noble and all, but because he is a pilot.

I believe that some distinction was made over what kind of pilot he is, too.

Airplane pilots don’t necessarily class themselves with helicopter pilots.  It’s plain bigotry, I suppose.  I mean, can’t we all just fly along?  Airplane pilots, helicopter pilots, hot air balloonists.  We’re all just the same inside.

Except Gingers. Now, that’s just icky.