When I was young, I was gonna have a mansion with a whitewater kayaking artificial river around it. But I’m not a real estate developer in Dubai, so never mind.
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When I was young, I was gonna have a mansion with a whitewater kayaking artificial river around it. But I’m not a real estate developer in Dubai, so never mind.
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I hear that, Greg.
Hey, David Fortis is actually doing ‘dadstuff’ Bonus points, he’s going along with the ‘stage name’ bit. Hehehehehe
What kinda prize do we get for voting? Will we see gocomincs listing Hubris as a hot comic of the day? The mind boggles.
Also those pesky people are catching up! Mr Cranky and overflown toilet. Oh noes!
And all this time, I thought that cat flaps were what moribundly fat cats had on their butts.
and hence the window cat-flap legend came real.
Now all he needs is a bungee cord to propel you thru the skylight, release, and then swing thru the “cat flap”!
Fenster’s Windows come on… Isn’t fenster the German word for window? I see things like this a lot some small shop and the owner’s name matches their service or product.
Ya mean, like, Hubris Draussen? Stuff like that? Seriously, I met a locksmith once named Larry Lockett. 1) he said that was, and always had been, his name. 2) How do you NOT see that profession coming when you grow up with that name? You finally just go, “Screw it. I’m a locksmith.”
Met a guy named “Billy Clubb”, too. Saw his driver’s license. I have NO idea what he does for a living now. Bouncer? Police Officer? Bodyguard?
While checking IDs once I ran across a guy named Peter Wrinkle.
Hah! I got ‘Amy Freeze’, the weather chick on WABC.
Better than “Annie Friez” the auto parts store manager, I guess. I just made her up, though. One I DIDN’T make up is (this is rude. Don’t read any farther) Manley Cox. He was a sales rep for the local paper. Also, when I was much younger, there was a woman in my hometown over whose name you could win bets, when there was a phone book handy. “Vaseline Love”. No kidding.
Father Peter Dick of a catholic church in my home state (near by my home town) in the early 1970’s.
I knew a John Abbot who was an Abbott in the church.
Also I know a family with the name “Constable” but they aren’t police.
I knew a guy with the last name “Judge” who was in jail.
So not all ppl with names match their careers. 😀
Man… if you got the name and you don’t squeeze the snot out of it for every advantage it can give you, you must have some REALLY good alternative jobs lined up. “Why hello, Constable Constable, will you be standing in evidence in Judge Judge’s court today? Well, say hello to Bailiff Skullcracker there, will you?” Can’t stand it? Gonna be a shoe salesman. Okay. Darn.
Greg … I have had some … odd … teacher’s …
Ms. Izzard.
Mrs. Shoebottom.
Ms. Fields.
Mr. Cookie
Ms. George
Mr. Baker
There were two teachers in my Junior High school- Mr. Barber and Mr. Farmer. We used to joke that we needed Mr. Policeman and Mr. Mayor. Also, in fifth grade, Ms. Slaughter was both our bus driver and the school nurse. Woo.
fensters window yes its hubris you know the drill. while paste sits and googles giant cat flaps on his cell during the pitch meaning.