If anyone’s wondering if I lifted the ‘lost a buttock’ line from Harry Potter…
Yeah. Mad Eye was a wise ol’ guy.
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If anyone’s wondering if I lifted the ‘lost a buttock’ line from Harry Potter…
Yeah. Mad Eye was a wise ol’ guy.
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They just got rump roasted.
Butt to be fair it was only a half-assed joke.
At least he didn’t lose his ass. Those animals need care.
Cheeky.
Mad Eye may have been a wise old guy, but Voltaire did it first, hundreds of years ago (read Candide).
Dang! Beat me to it. Yes, the Old Woman in Candide — who has lines:
I have suffered a lot
And I’m certainly not
Unaware that this life has its black side.
I have starved in a ditch,
I’ve been burned for a witch,
And I’m missing the half of my backside.
Mel Brooks had a (admittedly more recent) joke as the 2000-year-old man. He’d had his ass shot off in the War, and replaced it by screwing a wooden crate in its place. (I can’t find the exact joke anymore, but I think it was a peach crate.)
It’s in a jar, but can it be attached? More to the point, could I lose part of my buttocks, hopefully an equal amount on each side?
Only if you want to be half assed about it.
Now for something completely different. I thought he just started out as a man with three buttocks.
a Monty Python line?
That’s why I love Hubris, it’s a slice of life drama.
I still think Mutt’s new nickname should be “Dozen.”
Buttock, nad, whatever
I have enough issues with my little donut cushion on my desk chair. Having to put another pad to balance myself because I was missing a bumper… heck I’d just be wanting the other one reduced to make it an even sit again. Hmm