Sucking in your gut never does as much for you as you think, and never does more for you than just looking happy in your own skin.
On the other hand, there must be some kinda instinct or something to stand up straight and suck in the gut when around people we want to be better for.
Lowell never used to worry about stuff like that, did he? Now here he is at Fitness Protection Program. We should start an office pool thingy and everyone guess how long his membership lasts. And another one to guess how long he’ll pay on the membership after he quits.
I got a feeling he’s going to get hooked on fitness…turning it into an all devouring monster. I’ve seen that happen to a few. Hours and hours spent working out forgetting that there are other things in life. Like a job….unless you can get sponsors.
I got two weeks on going, unless Ms. Wiggins-Ross entices him back, and two years on the membership fees. Where do I send my nickel?
oh yeah, that gap between not showing up (ever again) and actually admitting you’ve quit
Heh… Fitness Protection Program… You need to trademark that franchise name NOW!
He used it in the comic, already copyrighted.
As I understand it, the key to getting that “high” off of exercise is to start by taking a selfie before the first class, and then another at the start of each month, so you can get some idea of what kind of progress you are making.
Uhhh…
…do my eyes deceive me, or is the gym logo overlaid with a doughnut?
Now that’s just *ALL* kindsa cruel sadistic and plain ol’ WRONG!!!?!
#You_Magnificent_Bastard
#You_Make_Me_So_Proud
#Sniff
#I_Wanna_Be_Just_Like_You_When_I_Grow_Up
Sorry to disappoint you, but that’s an oversized tire (think either Monster truck, or heavy machinery), which some people use in some extreme forms of exercise, where they have to flip the tire repeatedly.
Greg: Half my winnings to you if you have him keep going for two years, but spend all his time at the smoothie bar.
Love the Gym’s name. And I kinda hope Lowell does stick with it. Not overdoing it, just getting in better shape. I like him.