David seems like his primary outdoors experience would be an hour or two at a tennis court. You know, something civilized and cultured. I mean, the outfits have collars and everything.
I figure Ms. Wiggins-Ross’s outdoors of choice would be sailboats. Operated by other people while she sits quietly until they get to another cell phone-friendly area of the world.
We know Lowell’s favorite outdoors activities now include downhill runs on a li’l red wagon, so surely he’ll be fine when they get outside.
Right?
This is going to be SOOOOO much fun! 🙂
The windows mitigated the walls enough to emphasize her passion without sending my eyeballs rolling out of my skull. I like it. It’s not that SHE cares so much about the outdoors – she wants customers who care that much to come spend all their money, or maybe donate a firstborn child, you know.
i see Hubris will be shown in this comic more often henceforth. living every mans dream, to be paid to do what he loves most. maybe he will have extras with him, paste, w.r., lowell, cara, d.pain, durnell, racoons, the extras are endless!
My outdoor activities of late, include pan handling to make ends meet and walking to/from my panhandling spot.
Sometimes running after another homeless guy, who’s stolen something of mine.
Does that count? (also, if anyone wants to help me … I could use some spare change.)
It’s vicarious outdoor living like in a Sport Truck commercial or this strip. Without it my life would be far less adventurous.
Besides red wagon downhill runs, hasn’t Lowell also done a lot of naked camping? That’s a sport, innit?
Team-building exercises! Led by Bob! Bets on who fails to survive first!
Five bucks on David.
Second that. Wiggins-Ross has grit and Lo-lo’s an old pro now. Mr. Italian Shoes doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance in Hades.
Naaah, David spends at least 4 hours golfing several times a week. And he always rents the GOOD golf carts, too!
I seem to recall Ms. Wiggins-Ross is also able to summon rainstorms. So there is clearly more to her than being cellphone-friendly.