If anyone (and in my case, it was my kids) calls you out on what you just stated (in my case it was, “Take a bath”, I think), sometimes your best recourse is to ask, “Did you think I was lying, kidding, or wrong?” Because, think about it. If you ask someone something, or tell someone something, and they balk at either obeying or believing, then they must have thought you were… follow along here… lying, kidding, or wrong. There’s not another option, unless you were thinking ‘Sarcasm’ could be available.
Now, when my kids were young and I told them to do something, and they didn’t… I could ask them to tell me which one of these things I was. And they had no answer because they knew they’d ignored me not for one of those reasons, but because they’re humans with their own minds. They didn’t want to take a bath. Or clean their rooms, or whatever it was.
Feel free to go and sit around the campfire with your favorite intoxicating beverage one night and work out the solution to that problem. I’d suggest applying it to politics in general, which is always a good starting point for solving the world’s problems.
(oh, admit it. If you’ve ever been camping, you KNOW that all the world’s problems can be solved while sitting around a campfire intoxicated)
One thing though, if you’re going to get wasted at the campfire make absolutely sure your crash spot is at ground level. I know this from extensive experience. The higher you have to hoist your keyster the more likely you will be sleeping under the truck tonight instead of in the camper…
The idea that Paste is presenting his body parts to the world through the window isn’t the brightest thing to do… hopefully there is a graphic sticker for some sports or board brand stuck right there on the glass…. or the hours or something…
Hubris: “Then go get a rag and clean the smudge marks off the glass.”
at this point i would just put the troll into a bag i swear lol
It’s funny how people think they’re invisible when they’re behind glass.
As far as the “lying, kidding or wrong” question; in politics it’s all of the above, all of the time.
AGGGGGGGGGGGGH! I just finished breakfast, and decided to open Hubris Comics.
Greg … you owe me a new keyboard, 27″ monitor, and set of clothes, as I threw up all over mine. I didn’t wanna see troll-butt at 9am!!! LoL
Looking at Paste later this morning, does he have genetic dwarfism? Beginning to wonder….
Allan CB, you come here you get what you deserve, heh. It’s only cartoon trollbutt, not real… and Paste is too young to really have manfur yet… heh.
It’s now been asked if Paste has dwarfism a few times. Is it the first time that’s been brought up in the comment section? The behind-the-scenes answer is “I hadn’t framed it in that sense, no.” And of course, in the inside-the-world-of-Hubris, the answer is “Could be. Why not?”
The other, more useful answer is, “I’m not telling. Yet.”
Good reply, Greg. I’m sure you’ll let us know. Someday. When it serves plot.
does hubris really want an answer to that question from paste since we all know he is not going to go and put on any pants unless kelly comes along and tells him too