It’s my hair that makes me look old… And the sagging flesh that it refuses to grow out of, the traitorous thatch.
And that’s why I should give birth to a new head of hair… ’cause the old one made me look old.
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Embrace the you as you are Greg. Trust me it makes life easier. My whitecaps are just frosting, au-natural.
I’m wondering if Mom there isn’t a few passes by the botox and plastic surgeon. That’s one way to keep younger longer, as long as you don’t have things pulled so tight it’s fugly…. I’m surprised she’s not wearing contacts!!!!! That fixes the frames/face issue. Or had Lasik
Mom’s got more problems than buying a new pair of glasses is going to fix. She needs to learn to focus.
oh honey…it’s not because your husband doesn’t pay attention to you unless he needs you, that what you see is like TV. it’s a group of REAL PEOPLE that can ACTUALLY HEAR YOU AND WHAT YOU SAY!
So same mother, different fathers.
It’s all-most coming together.
I’m looking forward to the day I no longer have hair. I don’t like giving anyone $15 for ten minutes of effort and a mediocre haircut.
Buy a good grade professional clippers. Put the comb on for the length you want (#8 is like an inch, #4 is like 1/2″) then put a plastic grocery bag in the bathroom sink, lean over it and start mowing. With clean hair and a bit of dedication you can get most of it. Then a few minutes of snip about your ears for the stuff you can’t get and voila. My hair is so ‘wild’ that I usually try to cut it with a #6, get tired of it is still not the same length, and take the comb off and buzz it. Easy to care for, it quits stickering you in a few days, and in a few weeks it looks good. You can get a few months before you have to do it again. Heh. $85 for a good pro stylist clipper, and a few minutes of use the little brush and a drop of oil when I’m done and it will last me for years. I also trim my hubby’s hair so it paid for itself in 3 sets of haircuts.
Don’t need a bag … just duct tape the hose from a shop vac (some smaller vacs will work) to the top of the clippers … and voila! It takes the hair away before it hits the sink. When I did this, I was able to ‘capture’ 95% of all the hair.
this is going to be one interesting visit for mother now is going to wonder what else does hubris and paste now they shouldn’t