C’mon I’ve done worse at 2 am because there’s a frog screaming in my lily pond with a flashlight in my teeth. Just wear something sturdier than sneakers in case of a reallllly big snapping turtle and water moccasins usually don’t like the flavor of used sneakers… (I hope)…
I wonder… did the people not line up because they might get caught cheating or because of the dangers inherent in nighttime racing?
If I were participating? Little of column A, little of column B.
Nice…!
They are probably waiting to see if Paste blows anything else up!!
Paste: “Let me through! Me first! Outta my way fatbutt! I’ve still got roman candles, don’t make me use’em. Move!!!”
Um, am I the only one who thinks this race is a GREAT idea?
it’s … intriguing for sure.
I see Paste stage diving off of the wrong side of the stage.
*fumbling around folks who wont move forward, backward or sideways even*….C’mon idjits, let me outta here!!
C’mon I’ve done worse at 2 am because there’s a frog screaming in my lily pond with a flashlight in my teeth. Just wear something sturdier than sneakers in case of a reallllly big snapping turtle and water moccasins usually don’t like the flavor of used sneakers… (I hope)…
Little known fact: Used sneakers are the natural enemy of water moccasins.