Don’t you love camping next to somebody who, for any number of reasons, can’t quite realize that A COUPLE OF MICRONS OF NYLON WON’T STOP A HUMAN VOICE.  AT… ALLLLLL.  Cub scouts, snorers, first time campers, drunks, people hopelessly distracted by leg cramps… all of ya- SHADDUP!  We’re tryin’ to sleep about fourteen inches away from you on the other side of two tent walls thinner than a pair of fancy underwear.  And if I gotta pick between your conversation and the amount of sleep I’m getting on the cold, hard ground, I’ll take the sleep, meager as it is.