Kara has a point.  You gotta have a Lake Superior or something if you want current. Or tides. Or rafts that have come untied and are coming after you.

Buck’s Pass Lake is NOT that kind of lake.  Usually.  That’s what I heard.

You can hear it, too, but you have to hang out with drunks who are fishing and have been out all day … and came back to shore only ’cause the cooler “Got empty.”