No. I’m not making fun of triathletes.  I don’t think that this one character I put in today’s comic represents all triathletes everywhere all the time.

You guys know me better than that.

I like to parody individuals, not types.

That’s one goony individual there, ain’t he?

Also, he’s obviously from the East, ’cause he’d have said “DisneyLand” if he was from out West.