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Get Wood

Jan29
by Greg Cravens on January 29, 2012 at 7:34 am
Posted In: Dirty Pictures

This time of year, there’s Pinewood Derby cars being made all over the place.  If you are a Cub Scout, or more importantly, a Cub Scout DAD, it’s time to start planning how to make the most awesomest Pinewood Derby car EVER.

For Scouts, this often means that it’s time to listen to dad’s advice and put in more work on a project than you’re actually prepared to put into anything except leveling up on a video game.

For Dads, this means you gotta try not to think of something totally cool and badger your kid into it.  One solution is to make your own car while your kid makes his.  To that end, I offer this thing I found on the web:

 

Ohhhh, I wanna build one of THESE.

 

└ Tags: boy scouts, cub scouts, Greg Cravens, Pinewood derby, unknown derby car artist
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Devil in the details

Jan28
by Greg Cravens on January 28, 2012 at 9:34 am
Posted In: Non-Hubris comics

I’ve mentioned before, I think, that I put together some cartoons with Carlo Bertocchini in hopes of syndication. I still think the cartoons were pretty good, but I now also know that we were submitting a magazine-cartoon style feature on the heels of the end of The Far Side, which ruined the genre for a lot of prospective customers (I mean that in a good way toward Gary Larson)

The syndicates, which were also quietly starting to have their own major troubles around the time, didn’t show any interest in the feature. Too bad.

Anyhow, I’ve pulled out these two as a Cartooning Lesson.

The lesson is “Turn your idea around and around. It’ll be funnier one way than another.” You still have to decide when to stop turning it, and you have to decide which version is best. It’s hard to be objective after you’ve filled your frontal lobe with these things, and often you don’t feel you’ve got a week to let them stew before you come back and decide what’s what.

Other times, you trot them out years later, and you STILL can’t be completely objective. Anyone want to express opinions about these two? The obvious theme was ‘Party Games In Hell’ with an emphasis of a sort of sadistic form of apple bobbing. What do you think of the efforts? One of them better than the other?

└ Tags: Carlo Bertocchini, cartoon, comic strip, Greg Cravens, magazine style cartoons, single panel, the far side, Tom Foolery
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Under your pillow

Jan26
by Greg Cravens on January 26, 2012 at 5:21 am
Posted In: Non-Hubris comics

Occasionally, I do something fun to put in an art show here and there.  Usually, the art show is the local cartoonists getting together for some fun, so it works out for me pretty well.  You don’t always want me doing stuff as serious and deep as Hubris, right?  Anyhow, I figure you’ve already seen my take on Goethe’s Der Erlkönig, so you might as well see the art I did for another famous feyfolk icon.  Here she is, in all her glory:

This particular illustration hangs on a dentist’s wall just now.  If you haven’t yet figured out who she is, I wouldn’t go admitting it in public.  Just nod and laugh along with the beautiful people… it’ll be okay.

 

 

└ Tags: cravens, dentist, Der Erlkonig, fairy, greg, Greg Cravens, MSCA, tooth
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Fischer-man goes skiing

Jan24
by Jeff Cravens on January 24, 2012 at 8:36 am
Posted In: Talk About Toys

Jeff Outdoors –

Fischer S Bound

The man abuses outdoor gear, so you don’t have to

 

            I was born and raised in Tennessee.  Our idea of having fun in the snow was bending up an old highway construction sign and using it as a sled.  Most southerners haven’t skied, because there’s no place to ski south of the Mason-Dixon line (except at Dollywood on plastic snow).  Occasionally, a fellow southerner goes on vacation and finds himself on a pair of skis.  You have seen them out there.  They are the guys wearing jeans, hunting coats, work gloves, and a ball caps with sports teams logos on them.  If you look carefully, you’ll see that they have switched their Skoal cans to their left hip pockets because they have bruised their right hips from falling on their Skoal cans several times.

About 22 years ago, I started cross-country skiing in the mountains of West Virginia.  I had all the wrong gear.  Eventually, I ended up on the Olympic Pennensula in Washington State where they haven’t heard of groomed trails, and a guy at Olympic Mountain Sports set me straight.  I needed beefy boots and metal edged double camber skis with a waxless base (due to the varying conditions the Olympics have).  This meant Fischer E-99 Crown (Inbound or Outbound Crown beginning in 2004), or Karhu Lookout skis.  Fischer and Karhu have been making the best all around waxless base metal edged skis since the 70’s. There are other companies out there, but you can’t go wrong with these two.  Karhu has kept with a more aggressive kickplate (scales stick up slightly above the surface of the base) for better grip, but creates more drag.  Fischer tends to use a less aggressive pattern (scales do not stick up past the base), which helps with smooth speed, but reduces the angle of slope you’re able to “kick” up.

Several years ago, companies started putting more width and shape to their double camber skis.  I shunned the change at first, then bought a pair of Fischer S Bound skis.  The shape is not outrageous for kick ‘n glide skis, but they still don’t fit in groomer tracks.  My old E-99s fit in groomer tracks beautifully. They also don’t climb as well as the Karhu Lookout (my favorite for getting in a long workout with sizable hills).  The real strength of the S Bound shows up when you spot an untracked 25 degree slope.  In most snow conditions the S Bound will carve a tele turn, if you have a stiff enough boot to hold the edge.  In powder, the skis will drive down just like any double camber would do, but the wider shovel and shape allows you to turn in all but the steep airy powder.

There is no doubt that I’ve left my favorite logging road trails with bigger grins after buying the S Bounds.  There is nothing like getting a great workout, then carving turns down a virgin slope on the same pair of skis.  I still ski my old E-99s or bum my friends Lookouts when the snow conditions are horrible or when I’m skiing with a bunch of skinny skiers and I need to keep up.  The S Bounds are for the days when I need my spirit to fly free and I’m not in a hurry.

Pros

  • Allows for turns in many conditions
  • Easier for new backcountry kick’n glide crowd
  • Build quality that you would expect from Fischer

 

Cons

  • Kick plate is not as aggressive as it needs to be
  • Won’t fit in groomed tracks
  • Not as fast as skinny waxless skis

 

Bottom Line

If you want to cover a lot of hilly ground, stick with the narrow skis and aggressive kick plate.  If you want to get nab some turns and you’re not skiing groomed cross-country trails, they’re more fun than a barrel of drunken monkeys. 

Wanna shop the skis? Click on the skis.
Fischer S-Bound 98 Ski

└ Tags: Fischer, Fischer S bound, groomed, jeff, Jeff Cravens, Jeff Outdoors, Olympic, ski, skiing, skis, washington, West Virginia
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Via Rapida’s Got Your Back.

Jan22
by Jeff Cravens on January 22, 2012 at 8:30 am
Posted In: Talk About Toys

Jeff Outdoors –

Mountain Hardware Via Rapida 35

The man abuses outdoor gear, so you don’t have to

 I own far too many backpacks.  So, when I got invited on a Swiss Alps hut ski trip, the first thing I did was buy a new pack.  The recommended pack size was 30 liters, so I narrowed my scope to two packs designed for 30 liter ski mountaineering.  The Deuter Freerider Pro 30 and the Mountain Hardware Via Rapida 35.  They both looked perfect for a 6 day hut trip on spring snow.  I have loved my Arc Teryx Borea ski pack, but it’s a bit big and heavy for a European hut trip (no sleeping bag, stove, fuel, or dinners to pack).  Eventually, I found the Via Rapida in a local shop in medium and bought it.  It’s 2135 cubic inches with the lid, but it shrinks beautifully for day skiing.

So far, I’ve hauled it around the local ski hill, skied on the local trails many times, hiked up my icy road a dozen times, and skinned up a local peak with it on New Year’s Day.  I’ve gotten used to the new strange features it has and have come to appreciate some of the little things.

The lid comes off easily.  I’ve found that I don’t use it at all… yet.  Once the lid is off, there is a little flap that acts as a top, which fastens to the same buckles that the lid snaps to.  The buckles are switched so that you don’t accidentally snap the left side into the right side, etc.  This seemed nonsensical to me at first, but when I started strapping all kinds of gear to the outside when I was snowshoeing with friends, I quickly came to appreciate the difference, although different color buckles would work just as well.

The drawstrings and locks are funky also.  Pull on the red tab to close, pull on the yellow tab to open while pulling the collar open.  You could also just squeeze the barrel lock, but once you get used to grabbing the tab, it becomes easier than trying to squeeze the little lock with gloves on.

There are two stash pockets that are accessible from the top and have zipper closures.  I didn’t think I’d ever use them, but now I use them so much I don’t like using my other packs.

Even the key zipper pulls and buckles can be used with mitts on because they’ve added medial tubing so each zipper tab sticks out.  There are easy to grab compression straps on the sides, which double as ski stabilizers AND they are all quick release instead of just sliders.  The ski straps/loops on the sides are nice and burly and wide enough for all but the big powder skis.  I though my double cambers would flop around in them, but the compression straps held them tight.  There is no reinforcement on the sides to keep your edges from cutting the material (it is ripstop, though).  In fact the whole pack is fairly light nylon compared to my Borea, but it hasn’t had a breech yet.  The front panel is made of Dyneema (whatever that is) and is supposed to be able to handle sharp mountaineering type things without getting thrashed too much.

The pack has a funky feature that allows for strapping your skis in a cross fashion on the front panel, but it interferes with storing your shovel, so I’m not sold on that feature.  Maybe if you are a snowboarder, you could use this feature, but then, if you’re a snowboarder, I’m not going to wait and find out.  If you have a shovel with big enough holes in the blade, there are these cute little aluminum bottle openers attached to little bungee cords that hold your shovel on the outside of the pack.  It’s remarkably fast to remove the shovel, yet it stays put in a yard sale.

The big front Dyneema panel pocket has a zipper top, but the pack’s compression straps tunnel through this pocket, which allows snow to get in.  The adjustment of the compression straps is inside this front pocket (nearly inaccessible), which I thought was a bad design, until I realized that the straps only need adjusting in unusual circumstances.  And when those circumstances arise, you’ll happy to have the flexibility.

I’m not a fan of white material on anything that I use in the snow OR the dirt.  It’s a stupid choice of color for several reasons.  My Via Rapida has white on the front panel.  Also, there is a nifty little whistle on the sternum strap that I have not been able to rip off.  The whistle sticks up enough that when you have gloves on, you think that the whistle is the buckle release, so you end up squeezing the whistle for three minutes thinking that the buckle is stuck.  This is a bad idea for rescue situations.  I don’t think you’d get much sympathy from your buried ski buddy, when, after the rescue, you tell him he could have breathed a bit sooner if you hadn’t been squeezing your whistle.

There are a lot of little tweaks that this pack has that makes me think they asked the right people when they designed it.  For instance, there are sewn patches on the shoulder straps that are burly enough to hold a King radio, as well as little rings that are great for clipping on a camera or altimeter.  The waist buckle system takes some getting used to if you’ve never used one like this, but in the end, you’ll like it. And the whole waist belt comes off for the super light days or air travel. The key ring in the pocket is easy to use with mitts on, and even the shovel handle keeper is quick release and steadfast.

Lastly, the frame sheet keeps this pack light, yet strong enough to haul 30 pounds on a training hike.  The 30 pounds on a steep narrow trail felt like nothing.  I had excellent center of balance, no rub spots, and overall comfort.

 

Pros

  • Designed by backcountry users for backcountry use
  • Very adjustable
  • Just enough gadgets and features, which are well thought out

 

Cons

  • Front pocket exposed to snow entry
  • Stupid little whistle on the sternum strap
  • It’s $180, which is more than some other similar packs
  • Someone always asks, “Why did they name it Via Rapida?”

 

Bottom Line

The absolute best day ski pack I’ve ever tried. 

 

There you go.  The Jeff Outdoors has spoken.

Wanna shop the pack?  Click on the pack!

 Mountain Hardwear Via Rapida 35 Backpack

└ Tags: adventure, back, backpack, Jeff Cravens, Jeff Outdoors, Mountain Hardware, pack, ski, skiing, Via Rapida 35
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