Hubris remembers last year’s paintball debacle.
You can tell, he’s used resources to contain the insanity this year.
But, y’know, insanity is like the air in a balloon. The outward pressure can -and does- burst its container sometimes.
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So keyed up waiting for the NOW that I bet a bunch of premature splats (aka trigger pulled) and people turning and whamming into each other, or going to sprint that way and taking headers. Ought to be a good rolling wave of the Fumble Olympics out there. Epic. Messy. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Insanity! The Insanity! It’s insane! It’s all insane! The Insanity is inane!
Chopper gunner inbound followed by a paintball F4 air strike.
Yeah I play CallofDuty…..xD
I’m on top of the speakers, sniping people from above. *evil laugh*
The speakers are outside the mesh. But you will be a good example of the Gotcha squad!!
You may also be everyone’s favorite target once spotted…
this is why I need to invent a time machine… so I can go forward to 2387, borrow a Klingon shuttle, and come back cloaked… and load my torpedo tube with paintballs and do a mass paintball shooting. *evil laugh*
You could save yourself a lot of trouble and just bribe the on-site Fire crew to load some paint in their ladder truck’s tank 🙂
LET THE RAIN OF MULTIPLE COLORS, BEGIN!
That’s why I sometimes fill my balloons with hydrogen gas. Burst my bubble, I dare you.
I would be more worried if you filled it with Methane.
Hydrogen sulfide.
I just had a weird and icky thought. Fill the balloon with hydrogen, dip in ammonium tri-iodide, let dry, and set loose. I don’t know if latex balloons would hold hydrogen long and I wonder how long it would take for the ammonium tri-iodide to dry… (yeah I’m a chip off my old man’s block. What he did as a kid with his younger brother on the farm with gasoline and cherry bombs)
One night one of the maintenance men at a condo complex I worked at fed several mortar rockets down the sewer vent pipes on the roof. One of the residents was on the toilet at the time. I am very happy that I was off duty that day. He was caught on camera and arrested, although it looked like housekeeping got to him first as he was badly beaten.
Danged right. If I’d been custodial I would have broken a few less essential parts then stood over them and made the perp clean it up. Then let the authorities have’m.
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